Everything Was Pretty Much Regular, But There Were Lemurs In The Tree Outside My House. They Were Really

Ratatouille is a good movie and all but can we stop ignoring the weird sub plot about how it's wrong for rats to steal? Like. What are they supposed to do then? Buy food? From the grocery store? With WHAT MONEY ratatouille?

cannot express to you how badly i want to be sloppily making out with someone with our hands all over each others chests and my wetness on their thigh and their mouth on my boobs and all the spit and and and

TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET photographed by Julian Ungano // Venice, Italy

A random old lady walked up to me and asked if I was autistic. I told her I wasn't sure, and she said, "Would you like to be?"

reasons I could be confused

my brain completely skipped out on processing the context of the situation

things were worded weirdly and thus, my brain went wild with interpretations and none of them correct apparently

I misunderstood completely (see above point)

I didn’t hear you correctly (if verbal like on the phone or skype call or ya know, in person. The horror)

My brain was making racket and so I didn’t catch the first half of what you just said

^ that but I didn’t catch the second half

I disassociated mid-convo and now the only thing I’m thinking about is that time I screwed up a social interaction six years ago and so now I’m confused because you’re talking about something completely different

^ is literally worse if it was verbal because I promise you, I caught nothing you just said

I was thinking about something when you started speaking and you were just a faint whisper in the background and now that I realize you were talking to me, I pretend that I totally know what you were talking about and give a general answer and hope it wasn’t a question

it was a question and now I just want to die 

I’m trying to pay attention but I got distracted halfway through and started thinking about that bird I saw at Taco Bell and have no idea what is going on when I come back to reality

literally, most of the time, I just did not grasp the context of the situation

I have problems processing what the hell people are talking about

I am having a conversation with three people at the same time and it takes my brain a good bit before it switches

disassociation is a bastard and one I’m well-acquainted with

you could say disassociation and I are dating tbh

I legit heard nothing of what you said, your presence is being questioned as whether it’s real or not, and everything in my brain is on fire like that episode on Spongebob

honestly it could be the most Neurotypical reason which is that I’m tired and am not on my a-game. 

It happens, my dude

this might seem weird, but do you guys have comfort horror movies? mine are the thing, a nightmare on elm street, scream and suspiria