RAINCOAT OF HORROR

fucking thank you to never have i ever for tackling the bullshit "gay people have to be into everything gay and only everything gay" stereotype. it runs rampant on this hellsite and i'm beyond over the idea that all of my interests somehow have to be dictated by my sexuality.

like if you save

I love you to the moon and back

I meet a tumblrina she fuck me bloggy style

men with zodiac signs r like crazy

reasons I could be confused

my brain completely skipped out on processing the context of the situation

things were worded weirdly and thus, my brain went wild with interpretations and none of them correct apparently

I misunderstood completely (see above point)

I didn’t hear you correctly (if verbal like on the phone or skype call or ya know, in person. The horror)

My brain was making racket and so I didn’t catch the first half of what you just said

^ that but I didn’t catch the second half

I disassociated mid-convo and now the only thing I’m thinking about is that time I screwed up a social interaction six years ago and so now I’m confused because you’re talking about something completely different

^ is literally worse if it was verbal because I promise you, I caught nothing you just said

I was thinking about something when you started speaking and you were just a faint whisper in the background and now that I realize you were talking to me, I pretend that I totally know what you were talking about and give a general answer and hope it wasn’t a question

it was a question and now I just want to die 

I’m trying to pay attention but I got distracted halfway through and started thinking about that bird I saw at Taco Bell and have no idea what is going on when I come back to reality

literally, most of the time, I just did not grasp the context of the situation

I have problems processing what the hell people are talking about

I am having a conversation with three people at the same time and it takes my brain a good bit before it switches

disassociation is a bastard and one I’m well-acquainted with

you could say disassociation and I are dating tbh

I legit heard nothing of what you said, your presence is being questioned as whether it’s real or not, and everything in my brain is on fire like that episode on Spongebob

honestly it could be the most Neurotypical reason which is that I’m tired and am not on my a-game. 

It happens, my dude

the fact that martin immediately destroyed the tape when kate was just LOOKING at him through a window at him for a few seconds and nothing incriminating was happening clearly shows to me that he knew he planned to kidnap her and didn’t want evidence

Maya Plisetskaya 

Dying Swan 

1959

when you watch a shitty movie for a specific actor

gif credit: sersh !!