I'm So Lonely, I Say As I Don't Try To Make Friends

If I ever end up smoking cigarettes, just know that it wasn't me giving into peer pressure, I made that decision all by myself

My own descent into madness was not understanding how people found Mads Mikkelsen attractive, then watching a bunch of videos about him for research purposes, and then ultimately becoming a rabid fangirl

i guess i can't stop doing this lmaooo

franklyn saying that he could have saved michael jackson if he had been friends with him is so fucking funny. like kudos to hannibal for waiting a few more days with killing him i would have done it then and there

Watching Hannibal, Will, and Abigail's relationship progress is like watching a deer about to get hit by a car

(Abigail is the deer, Hannibal is the driver, and Will has the moral dilemma of calling for help, grabbing the steering wheel, or ignoring what just happened)

frank castle with the long hair and beard did something to me

feeling like Hannibal Lecter after I turned random ingredients I threw together in my head into a delicious, edible meal with a nice presentation

Thinking of Hannibal being the only provider for Will after the fall.

He couldn't provide for Mischa. Couldn't keep Mischa's replacement to provide for, either. Now that he has Will, there won't be anything Will wants that he can't get. Anything at all.

me when I make a burger and the hot grease splashes on my face

Hannibal 1.01, "Apéritif"

Stay with me: Will and Hannibal have been fighting for months about their criteria for hunting in a post-fall world, never able to agree on what murders are justified, who deserves or doesn’t deserve to be punished… and then the cybertruck is introduced