Axolotl-on-a-string - Axolotl On A String

Happy freedom weekend to all who celebrate!

dear mother and father, i hate this school. i want to go home. the most popular girl in school and the smart green girl have a really intense homoerotic rivalry and they keep roping all of us into their musical numbers. please. i was not made for dancing. i really just wanted to study history

anyone know where I can stream this show? My wife wants to watch it (even though it is a men's show)

Me on September 1 when it's 90 degrees out: it's FALL 🍂🍁🎃 I'm gonna wear sweaters and drink pumpkin spice lattes

Me on March 1 when it's 20 degrees out: it's SPRING 🌱🌼🌸 I'm gonna wear shorts and a t shirt and work in the garden

If tumblr was a school we’d get the day off from classes for this

have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else

arcane discourse outside of tumblr is really something else huh

Heard that JD Vance killed the Pope