*Crashes Through Your Fucking Window* MIDAM HEADCANONS CAUSE I HAVE INSOMNIA!!!!🤘🤘🤘 (Warning:

*Crashes through your fucking window* MIDAM HEADCANONS CAUSE I HAVE INSOMNIA!!!!🤘🤘🤘 (Warning: Some Nsfw)

Michael LOVES roughhousing as a form of showing love because it reminds him of how he used to play fight in heaven with his siblings, when he did it with Adam for the first time and knocked him onto the floor he was scared because he thought that Adam would be scared of him but Adam just smiled and laughed and he was ecstatic!

Adam’s a cuddler. My personal take is that neither of them start out cuddling, they’ll go to bed a comfortable distance away each other but still close enough to know that the other one is there (Abandonment issues) (Maybe there like facing each other?) And then by morning Adam is completely on top of Michael, borderline smothering him with his limbs octopus style. Meanwhile Michael just stays stiff as a board repeating Don’t wake him up Don’t wake him up Don’t wake him up Don’t wake him up DON'T FUCKING- Over and over again in his head as Adam just tucks and nuzzles his face into his neck

Michael never understood the concept of human pleasure. Or more specifically how it felt. He only knew how it was supposed to happen cause that’s all he had been taught and of course during his ‘high and mighty’ days he would never want to watch the earth monkeys go at it, so he just didn’t care. That is until he focused on Adam’s pleasure. I personally believe that they had their whole soul-sex thing going on for a while but at one point Adam asked Michael if they could try it the human way, obviously Michael said yes and he tends to all of Adam needs immediately. But about halfway through Michael notices an overload of hormones in Adam brain and so he’s like “Adam? are you okay?” And Adam just lifts his head with the most Lust-filled zoned-out half-lidded eyes and is like “…huh?” While panting heavily. Michael now understands human pleasure.

Michael is obviously very protective of Adam. I mean he offers to smite anyone that bumps into Adam too harshly on the street. But he's especially protective around other beings that aren't human and could potentially do serious harm to Adam (Demons, other angels, etc.) This all comes to a head when Adam tags along for one of Michael's meetings in heaven. They decided that Adam would look around while Michael did his work and when his meeting was over he'd come find Adam and take them both home. Michael hadn't given a second thought because its Heaven, its his Home, of course Adam would be safe. But when Michael was finished and went searching for Adam he saw a group of younger angels - who had never visited earth and rarely seen humans - holding Adam upside down and prodding him with their wings and limbs while Adam looked visibly uncomfortable but obviously wasn't able to stop the giant angels. Michael R A G E D and seized Adam back as he basically screamed at the group of angels leaving them shaking and cowering behind their primary feathers, all that stopped him from smiting them was the fact that Adam pulled on his feathers and asked to go home, and of course Michael supplied. So, its a pretty well known fact amongst all angels that when the prince of heaven returns with his human that you - under absolutely no circumstances - go anywhere near Adam, not that Michael would ever let you considering he now holds Adam tightly to himself with a minimum of 17 eyes watching him at all times.

They binge watch terrible medical shows with vastly different opinions, Adam finds it fun to point out the medical inaccuracies and laugh at the stupid drama while Michael finds it horrifying as he learns about how many terrifying diseases humans can develop, his grace hold onto Adam a little tighter than usual when they watch, the only reason he keeps watching is because Adam enjoys it and he can't say no to those eyes.

Michael gets lost in pleasure when he and Adam are intimate and he sometimes snarls and growls deep and all angel like. He trys not to because it might freak out Adam. It does freak out Adam, but in a good way :)

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1 year ago

Don't test me, i'll write a fic i swear

i feel like we dont talk about how adam can ACTUALLY SEE angel true forms. like THATS SO COOL. SAM AND DEAN WERE MEANT TO BE VESSELS TO FRICKING ARCHANGELS AND THEY CANT EVEN LOOK AT A BABY ANGEL LIKE CASTIEL (sorry cas i still love u)

people need to write or talk abt that more imo.

7 months ago

Forever feeling insane at the fact that in the Re-animator comic Dan helps heal Herbert's wounds while he's shirtless and with Herbert lying down on the slab after fighting with rufus all the while they have silly little banter.

Forever Feeling Insane At The Fact That In The Re-animator Comic Dan Helps Heal Herbert's Wounds While
Forever Feeling Insane At The Fact That In The Re-animator Comic Dan Helps Heal Herbert's Wounds While
Forever Feeling Insane At The Fact That In The Re-animator Comic Dan Helps Heal Herbert's Wounds While

Dan is just overall more shirtless in the entire story; what I wouldn't give for this scene to be real, the movie deprived us and Herbert of seeing Dan's tits more often

Forever Feeling Insane At The Fact That In The Re-animator Comic Dan Helps Heal Herbert's Wounds While
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The link for anyone who wants it: https://readallcomics.com/re-animator-in-full-color-1/


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1 year ago

Honestly, no wonder Michael abandoned everything for Adam. This dude asks you to spend existence with him while he lovingly helps you through your daddy issues, shit I’d leave too😍

rewatching Another Life and am being forcefully reminded of the fact that jake abel is hot as shit

Rewatching Another Life And Am Being Forcefully Reminded Of The Fact That Jake Abel Is Hot As Shit

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1 year ago

The symbolism of Garak being an assassin who has taken many lives and Bashir forgiving him for it.

Paired with Bashir as a doctor who saves and heals lives and Garak falling in love with him for it.


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2 weeks ago

Andorian headcanon that they read each other's emotions not just by facial expressions and body language but by their antennas as well. It's an entirely separate way of communicating with each other.

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1 year ago

Flash cut to Cas carrying Dean bridle-style away and his voice is just ultra deep and growly and Dean's just all: 😳🥴😍

Meanwhile John is in the background, coughing up blood on the floor and barely living because Cas knew that dean would get a little sad if John did actually die.

All I’m saying is we got to see Dean fight Castiel’s Dad it’s only fair we get to see Castiel physically fight John Winchester


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6 months ago

Quodo fic idea where Odo’s trying to figure out the best way to propose to Quark and he’s getting advice from everyone but ultimately he decides to just search up Ferengi proposal customs. So, in his research he finds out that Ferengi men often purchase the most valuable amount of substance they can find and offer it to the woman (Or her Father), if it’s not a high enough amount the female can reject and ridicule the male. Worried that he might be ridiculed by Quark, Odo searches for weeks to find the most expensive type of substance he can find and makes sure to find it lawfully. So eventually he finds something that seems to be highly valuable and when he actually proposes to Quark with it he gets a bit nervous because Quark's gone silent and is now just staring at the padd in front of him which shows the amount Odo’s collected and Odo’s worried that he’s messed it up and that it’s really not enough or Quark wouldn’t want to be proposed to like this and this whole idea was stupid and a mess and Quark’s just gearing up to publicly shame him or-

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1 year ago

I think honestly all Cas would have to do to get Dean to confess to him would be to wear a full cowboy outfit. Like. We all know Dean has a kink for that and we saw the way he reacted when Cas was in the cowboy hat and did the cowboy voice. Man swallowed to try and stop himself from swallowing Cas- *Gunshot*

But Istg all Cas would have to do is just show up to the bunker wearing one of those pants with the gun pockets in them and like have some dirt on his face and Dean would just stop working on site.

These ones:

I Think Honestly All Cas Would Have To Do To Get Dean To Confess To Him Would Be To Wear A Full Cowboy

If a scruffy Cas with his signature sex hair just showed up wearing these with a hat and holding an old-timey hand gun, then I whole heartedly believe that Dean would start humping him on the spot. Like a Chiwawa in heat, ya get me?


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1 year ago

Random Take or whatever. But I’m re-watching some supernatural episodes and I was so interested in Magda from S12E4 becoming a reoccurring character??? Like the connection she and Sam have in that episode, the fatherly & daughter bond they share about their psychic powers, that little moment she and Sam have in the ambulance where he says that she can call him for anything at anytime???? Please, it’s giving Sabriel love-child. So sad she got killed by an evil Brit in the end :(


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