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I’m sorry to report that the Danbert virus has come back and infected approximately 93.7% of my brain functions and is rapidly growing.
Doctors are working hard to find a cure but for now the only solution is to see a 4K Ultra HD 4D Surround Sound Graphic Sex Scene Between Daniel Cain And Herbert West Rated NC-17 All Angles Included.
More updates will come but for now anyone else suffering from the Danbert virus has been urged to contact your local tumblr community to receive further treatment.
I imagine that there's going to be a day in their future together where Dan and Herbert are having some argument about their work for the billionth time, and Hebert will bring up Meg mid-way through their argument because he's toxic like that and instead of it usually working and manipulating Dan like usual, Dan is just unfazed by it. He just casually deflects it like "c'mon Herb you know that has nothing to do with this" and he just continues making his points. But Herbert's not listening. He's stunned. He's baffled that his tactic didn't work, because bringing up Meg usually wins him their fights and at the least makes Dan storm off so they can both cool down and forget about it.
But not this time. Not today. To anyone else this it would've been obvious to see that this was going to happen eventually because it's been years since the bride and even longer since the Arkham massacre. Dan's healed, reflected, and worked on himself (Maybe not fully but you get the point). He's moved on from Meg. But Herbert hasn't.
Meg was his metaphorical fish bait to hook Dan onto and reel him back in towards Herbert. But today he's left with the sudden realization that it didn't work and it's not going to work ever again.
"Herbert are you even listening? Yknow what, I know you're not so I'm just going up to start on dinner, I'll call you when its ready."
Dan leaves.
Dan might leave him; Herbert's mind tells him. He might leave Herbert permanently, forever, his mind reels.
If Dan's gotten over Meg, then that means Herbert's lost his biggest grapple to keep Dan around when things get tense between the two of them. He has nothing to hold over Dan's head filled with a guilty conscience, nothing to hold onto Dan with.
Of course, Herbert doesn't realize that Dan's gotten over Meg, Francessca, and all other women and people because he's completely moved onto Herbert. Wonder how long it'll take him to get his thoughts in order and figure that out. Probably awhile considering that when Herbert snaps out of his funk by Dan calling "Dinner's ready!" from the kitchen he checks his watch and realizes that he's been standing in the same spot and staring into space for the past 43 minutes.
Forever feeling insane at the fact that in the Re-animator comic Dan helps heal Herbert's wounds while he's shirtless and with Herbert lying down on the slab after fighting with rufus all the while they have silly little banter.
Dan is just overall more shirtless in the entire story; what I wouldn't give for this scene to be real, the movie deprived us and Herbert of seeing Dan's tits more often
The link for anyone who wants it: https://readallcomics.com/re-animator-in-full-color-1/
Weird thought but has anyone ever thought that Herbert West might relate a lot to Mrs Lovett from Sweeney Todd?
I mean I'm just re-listening to the musical soundtrack and specifically the 'Final Scene' song and just the whole beginning of her part of the song is her trying to gaslight Sweeney and manipulate him like Herbert does to Dan and then it just devolves into jealousy over the dead wife/girlfriend when Sweeney continues morning over the woman he first loved (Basically exactly what happened with Dan) And I mean Mrs Lovett's lines are literally:
Yes, I lied 'cos I loved you!
I'd be twice the wife she was!
I love you!
Could that thing have cared for you like me?
and if that's not Herbert's energy by Bride of Re-animator then idk what is.
Happy belated bride of Re-Animator day!!!!! 💉✨
Herbert is so manipulative he accidentally manipulated himself into actually caring about Dan
Why has everyone who's hyperfixated on Saw also hyperfixated on Re-Animator
When I say that I like it when Dan is a little unhinged, I mean not connected to the fucking door frame
The game.
Hill voice: A thousand deaths to you gay boy
I did in fact forget about that
Things in the Re-Animator Novelisation that I like and/or found funny or interesting
Herbert is Canadian
Herbert's parents died in a fire and he grew up primarily in Foster care
Dr. Gruber and Herbert had father son relationship
Dr. Gruber killed himself via cocaine overdose for the sake of their experiments
Dr. Hill's middle name is Josiah
Dan's first impression of Herbert was that he looked like an undertaker
Herbert steals the brain from Hills class
Dan's middle name is Jonathan
Megs mother left
Herbert is 24
Med has a horse called Al
She also plays the piano and wrote a song for Al
Mace (the morgue guard) has been arrested twice
Herbert is called a cocky little shit
There's a detective called Vinnie Papa who accuses Dan and Herbert of dating
Meg describes Herbert as "wormy"
Herbert "likes Dan and enjoys being with him"
The corpses in the climax are referred to by their nicknames from earlier
Meatball, Burn Victim, Cracked Rib, Shotgun Wound to the Head, Rotten and Malpractice
It's also worth mentioning that this part is in Herbert's pov, so that's what he's referring to them as in his head
Herbert also dies in it (like frfr)
Things in the Re-Animator Novelisation that I like and/or found funny or interesting
Herbert is Canadian
Herbert's parents died in a fire and he grew up primarily in Foster care
Dr. Gruber and Herbert had father son relationship
Dr. Gruber killed himself via cocaine overdose for the sake of their experiments
Dr. Hill's middle name is Josiah
Dan's first impression of Herbert was that he looked like an undertaker
Herbert steals the brain from Hills class
Dan's middle name is Jonathan
Megs mother left
Herbert is 24
Med has a horse called Al
She also plays the piano and wrote a song for Al
Mace (the morgue guard) has been arrested twice
Herbert is called a cocky little shit
There's a detective called Vinnie Papa who accuses Dan and Herbert of dating
Meg describes Herbert as "wormy"
Herbert "likes Dan and enjoys being with him"
The corpses in the climax are referred to by their nicknames from earlier
Meatball, Burn Victim, Cracked Rib, Shotgun Wound to the Head, Rotten and Malpractice
It's also worth mentioning that this part is in Herbert's pov, so that's what he's referring to them as in his head
Herbert also dies in it (like frfr)
people covered in blood>
listing up for REANI keychains!
yaoi for freaks
Damn it Herbert, this has got to stop!!
*Edit* good god the quality. PLEASE click
RE-ANIMATOR ART DUMP.
Because my brain is rotting with it.
Thank you for your attention.
new interest just dropped.
this is reanimator
theyr all transgender and they kiss mwa mwa mwa