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Adam when he finds out Hoffman and Strahm are dating:
Why has everyone who's hyperfixated on Saw also hyperfixated on Re-Animator
''i'll make a home in your gut 'cause it's somewhere warm to sleep''
quick saw shitpost before i go into my slumber
I have seen saw IV several times, and I've only just realised you can see John's saggy old man balls at the start of the autopsy scene
Peter Strahm, in front of you are three hurdles and a ballpit and a small trampoline and some swings and a slide and a paddling pool and a bouncy ball and
mark thinking about peter doing the “he loves me/he loves me not” thing but with someone’s fingernails . hoffstrahm leads me to places in my mind i wouldn’t go with a gun. love them
THIS IS CRAZY. i love it
Mark dumping all his issues on a trap victim who woke up a little too early
“yeah i just feel like i’m getting mixed signals y’know- one minute he’s putting his entire life into tracking me down the next he won’t even get in my coffin… it’s like does he really want me?” and the victim has been hanging upside down by the penis pincher 9000 and has lost all blood flow