Wondering What A Interaction Between Transfem Odo And Quark Would Be Like. Just One Day Odo Switches

*crawling down your hallway and knocking on your door intensely* BESTIE BABES WAKE UP!

I NEED MORE MIDAM CONTENT AT THIS EXACT MOMENT!!!!!

(I did this with my sabriel post and you guys delivered, so drop any headcanons, or really anything at this point I'm desperate- And I'll reply or add onto them)

First Lady Weyoun of Cardassia Headcanons Because I Can't Get Him Out of My Head

Very Stylish, always keeps up to date with the latest fashion trends and tries his best to get Damar to wear some designer

Continuing with that line of thinking, he attends a lot of fashion shows, art galleries, concerts and really anything artsy. Small or big he's gonna be there to support the artists.

Sets up charity funds for struggling artists, musicians, designers etc. and uses his legal powers to meet his favourite performers and fanboy out

It’s the worst kept secret on Cardassia that Weyoun writes all of Damar’s diplomatic speeches for him

Pretty much always attends any formal or government dinner and practically drags a reluctant Damar along for the reason of “keeping the legate's good public image”

Damar relents and goes but only because he knows that it was technically his fault that the photo of them making out behind the bar at the last dinner blew up

Probably released his own makeup brand that probably bombed at some point

A PRO at dodging unwanted QNA questions, I mean it was literally his job since birth

On particularly stressful days for Damar, Weyoun will let him lie-down and use his soft fluffy tail as a head rest/pillow

Similarly, if Damar notices Weyoun overworking himself he’ll give him a scratch behind his ears which usually relaxes him pretty quickly

THESE DEFINITELY DO SUPPLY!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS AJNXBSNCEIGONEUGFDJ-

Lemme set the scene,

It’s late at night, all the lights in their house are turned off except for a lamp near the couch, Adam’s lying against Michael back to chest and his eyes are slowly starting to blink closed as the colours on the tv begin to blur. He tries to keep himself awake by explaining what’s happening on the show to Michael, but Michael is only partly paying attention. He’s looking down at the top of Adam’s head and looking at every little strand of hair, wondering what they feel like.

Slowly, Michael places his hand in Adam’s hair and start to card his fingers through, just barely scratching his scalp making sure not to hurt his husband. Adam is too tired to realise that there’s a hand in his hair but Michael seems to have that angelic touch (pun intended) because he’s starts slowly loosing his words and the harder Michael scratches that one spot with his unusually soft fingers, the more Adam just sinks into Michael’s form until he’s absolutely melted and at full mercy of the archangels hands.

He doesn’t realise that him talking has just become little sounds of contentment *cough cough* moaning *cough cough* As he tilts his head back to help Michael get to the bottom of his head he outright whines “Michael~”

He feels the hand stop and hears a little chuckle above him, he opens his eyes and sees Michael looking down at him with pure devotion and love and obsession and-

Queue, flustered Adam😌

*crawling down your hallway and knocking on your door intensely* BESTIE BABES WAKE UP!

I NEED MORE MIDAM CONTENT AT THIS EXACT MOMENT!!!!!

(I did this with my sabriel post and you guys delivered, so drop any headcanons, or really anything at this point I'm desperate- And I'll reply or add onto them)

So, since its canon that Odo reads shitty romance novels do you think that one day like Julian recommends him pride & prejudice and he goes and reads it. Has a realization. And then doesn't interact with Quark for like a week. shhhh leave him alone let the goo man figure out the complex enemies to lover's relationship he's in with The Worst Option Possible™

I would just like to say that I do not simply just fall back into my Midam brain rot and infatuation.

Jake Abel himself slowly rises from his cave in the ground and carefully grips me by the cankles and drags me back into the pit with the rest of my mutuals as we all consume and share our endless insanity over them repeatedly together<3

Dean gets hit with a love spell during a case and looks at Cas first trope except him and Cas are already together, so Cas and Sam assume nothings gonna change. And nothing really does, except that Dean now openly holds Cas's hand when their out walking around and he holds onto Cas's waist from behind when their just standing and he lets Cas scratch and play with his hair without pulling away from embarrassment and worst of all is the kissing!

Sam will be explaining what they should do next to catch the monster and when he looks up he sees Dean staring softly at Cas and Cas staring softly back which is fine, that's what they do, they stare, so Sam turns away. But when he looks back for the second time he sees Dean start peppering little smooches all over the angels face, just quick kisses on his nose and cheeks and forehead and neck too, all while they both smile dumbly, which is also fine, its not like Sam hasn't seen this before, they were exactly like this in their honeymoon phase at the beginning of their relationship, so he turns away again trying to focus but then he has a question to ask Cas and he turns and- HOLY SHIT THEY'RE MAKING OUT! RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM THEY'RE USING TONGUE AND CAS'S HANDS ARE AROUND DEAN'S WAIST AND HIS HANDS ARE IN CAS'S HAIR AND THEIR MOANING AND SAM NEEDS TO BEAT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH A STICK-

i love midam sharing a body. i cannot get enough of it. its honestly one of my major dislikes when an author has them in seperate bodies.

no shame to anyone who does like them in seperate bodies, but it is so not for me.

like. that is THEIR body. its THEIR house.

youre telling me, after like 1200 years in the cage, where they were each others only solstice, they arent just a little codependent. they arent just a little bit nervous whenever they're seperate. that they dont find inherent safety and comfort in being able to feel each other's essence at all times.

and thats even before they were forcibly ripped apart by chuck. i cant even fathom how much worse it is after.

No but seriously, this scene.

Its driving me insane that Adam was so ready, he was just so willing to become Michael's vessel that even Zacariah was like "Huh?"

And yeah, I know he was just excited to get his mother back but still he's smiling. All after being told that he literally won't be in control of his body during the fucking apocalypse and his physical body will be fighting the actual devil and he's still smiling for Michael!!!

Someone else please chip in and use better words to describe this because rn I'm currently incoherent and need to be sedated.

Idea that once human movies and tv series becomes accessible to the rest of the universe they immediately have to get re-called and re-regulated by the federation.

Like, the Andorians thought they had sexy romance shows, but then the terrans come along and now you've got angry zhavey's, shreya's, charan's, and thavan's calling in concerned on what their teenagers are watching.

And this especially applies to horror movies, Klingon space gets access to some classics and figure they'll sit around and laugh at the silly human horror. Cut to one Texas Chainsaw Massacre marathon later and now some human captain's are reporting that the Klingons are looking at them weirdly, like they almost seem... nervous of them?

Same thing goes for when Vulcans begin to approach human crewmates to ask how they manage to keep their children away from "The animated blue kanine and the female pink sus scrofa domesticus?"

Ferenginar just has a flatout ban against any and all talent/contest shows. To win profit just for having a talent? For showing good teamwork? Without any cheating or lying? Disgraceful media. (Although they would appreciate the trick of adding a sob backstory to gain more sympathy votes)

Weird take but I have huge grudge towards the background actors in the diner scene in 15x08, not throughout the entire scene but just at the end when Michael smites Lilith, when it pans around to the rest of the diner none of them look afraid enough, they all just look mildly shocked (except that one girl on the table behind Micheal when he leans over the booth, that girl look traumatized and I appreciate it) and it just takes me out of his whole 'Archangel power thing that Jabel had going on.