Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
đ hi so i have talked to most of my mutuals in well over a month but hi im alive just tired 24/7
cove is such a cutie âșïž im hype for @gb-patchâs vn our life!! i highly recommend checking it out and playing the demo! i canât wait for the full release!!Â
also i made a spotify playlist bc music is my life lmao
cove holden. our life:beginnings&always. (aka the sweetest boy to grace your screen ever)
Rubeus remus arthur molly ronald fred hermione bill charlie george percy nymphadora alastor collin oliver minerva filius regulus andromeda ted hedwig buckbeak thestral anglia potter, you were named after all the people, creatures and vehicles whos merits and love we had yet to recognize when your mother decided we should stop at four children. sorry kid
Accurate.
time to bring back my most popular post ever with another post that wonât get as many notes!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!1!11!! these are things that were said during the great math class revolt of â17 in which we all sat outside our math classâ garageÂ
burr - *that one kid sitting inside and not revolting and actually doing his damn work* what the hell are you guys doing.Â
washington - why the fuck did you re-elect me as president of the math class revolt i could literally care fucking less
laurens- this is basically a pride parade, right? yay gay!
mulligan - if this lasts more than two minutes i need a bunch of alcoholic beverages
lafayette - liberte! égalité! frappucino! crossant!
eliza - i brought cookies!
angelica - this means FEMINISM!! *male screams in the background*
hamilton - *hawk screech*Â âmuricaÂ
phillip - i donât know about you but i want to punch someone. in the feels.
maria - LET ME STRIP DANCE ON HIS CAR
jefferson - why, its hotter than peach puddinâ on a basket full of bees, y'all.Â
madison - *walks away and doesnt come back for forty minutes* * returns with three dogs and a donut* im going to kill my self.Â
peggy - i want to assist you but i am afraid that i am short in both accomplishments, size, height, talent, and intelligence to be of  service.Â
eacker -Â can i break his car? *whispers* and his dignity? Â
seabury - HES GOING TO TELL OUR PARENTS GUYS COME BACK INSIDE.Â
king george III - *my math teacher* just come inside already jesus.Â
aight i get it homestuck, you still own my ass.
alexander hamilton: wait no that was a mistake i didn't mean to pass to you- I DONT LIKE YOU
hercules mulligan: why do our uniforms have to be this color im crying eternally
john laurens: my 100 year old turtle is prettier than you
eliza schuyler: okay so i brought cupcakes for the other team too but i didn't know how many people they were so i brought like fifty and i dropped them on the way here
angelica schuyler: some kid just gave my five bucks not to score ima keep the money and score
peggy schuyler: WHY DOES NO ONE PASS TO ME I KNOW IM SHORT BUT IM HERE
king george: whatever peasants help me up you hoes
george washington: did your parents raise you to sit around and eat Doritos all day? doritNO
maria reynolds: [going up to a random stranger] do you have three bucks for the vending machine
philip hamilton: ew sports what is sports why do i play a sport i should've stuck to poetry - I SUCK AT THAT TOO
Idk I was bored
Zoe Murphy: âOne time my brother tried to yank away my âtowel hatâ and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain. âI didnât know your hair was IN there!!â he cried. Boys.â
Jared Kleinman: âIf you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After itâs asleep, put it in your mouth, but donât eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.â
Evan Hansen: âBe careful who you call ugly in middle school. Not because they might get hot or something but because itâs meanâ
Connor Murphy: âMy sister isnât talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like âgod I need somewhere flat to writeâ and I said âhow about your chestââ
Alana Beck: âJulius Caesarâs assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their partâ
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I was talking with @edgarbright about the ikerev timeline and found out that harr and jonah are the same age and were in the same class and all I could think of was his reaction