I'll One Up You On This, A Sentient Piece Of Paper.

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

That drink is absolutely for Angel and you can’t tell me otherwise

Mild blood

Currently having impure thoughts...

Vanessa: Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown.

Freddy: But, Vanessa, I'm on that good ku-

The anon in this struck fucking gold.

To those who haven't been in a relationship, having your date genuinely be interested in what you're talking about is a one in a million chance. And then to try it it's just SKFHDJFJHDKSJDHD

You can't fumble in those situations.

I just started seeing someone and they let me talk about your comic incessantly for like 30 minutes on our first date, and when I saw them for the second time they had started reading it and got to tell me how much they enjoyed it. And that was enough to convince me into a third date

I don't know them but I know they have a great taste haha

Good luck with your date:)

Metal. 5/10 response. It doesn't make sense, but it's on character.

Shit. 7/10 response. An out of pocket joke that changes the the subject.

Wallet, phone, etc. 4/10. Annoys the person asking.

An AK-47. 6/10. Can be taken as a slight threat or an innuendo.

Adam, the very first idiot

#austinpowers #mr.evil

Golden Freddy, who has Michael: Seems the tables have turned again.

Springtrap: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care.

:3 too

WHAT A GOOD WORLD WE LIVE IN

HEY TUMBLR USER

YEAH YOU

:3

that's all.

:3

just

:3

I can’t get over how Blitz is holding Stolas. 😭 He’s so protective. It’s instinctual at this point; just refusing to let go of his bird.

Bonus:

I love how Blitz takes the whole brunt of the landing, making sure Stolas doesn’t touch the ground and get hurt. Such a gentleman, a knight protecting his prince. 👏👌🙏