Headcanon: Husk And Angel Knew Each Other As Kids.

I was reading fanfiction and looking at fanart again, and while I find grumpy lover Blitzø funny, I don't think he's a grumpy lover. Have you seen the way he treats people he cares about?

My guy is literally ALWAYS doting on Loona. Constantly giving her affection, constantly giving her gifts, stopping whatever he's doing to go and help her, constantly protecting her, need I go on? Shes literally the only one he actually isn't a jackass to. Like, she can be completely awful, and here he is, defending her no matter what.

With Barbie Wire, while he did sabotage her job, he never once went out of his way to be mean to her, just insulting the people she works with and only getting mad at her because she didn't tell him he was out of rehab. And from what we can see, his is very clingy to her, to the point where it was annoying.

He was a dick to Fizzarolli, but that was before they knew what was going on and when they made up, he's affectionately mean to him and is determined FLABBERGASTED at the way Mammon spoke to Fizz. Like, bro had to take off his glasses to hear that shit.

Honestly, he's a dick to Moxxie, but paying closer attention stuff you can also see that he's still incredibly clingy to him and cares about him a lot, even if he finds him annoying (but also wants to sleep with him and Millie, and literally stalking.???? Yeah, ik it's cuz he wants what they have, but hope the show addresses that instead of it just being used as a joke). I think Moxxie is one of the reasons the fandom believes that he'd be a grumpy lover, but I think it's more about their personality clashes. Blitzø is a Chaotic shit-talking jackass who has crazy ideas for shit, while Moxxie is more reasonable, nervous, and down to earth, which Blitzø believes to be annoying.

For Millie, well, we don't see them have one-on-one interactions much (plz give Millie more attention she's literally so wonderful) but from what we can see, he thinks very positively of Milie and their on great terms, with both of them giving each other nicknames and them enabling each others chaotic behavior. The only downsides that I can see their friendship having is the fact that Blitzø literally stocks her and Moxxie and sexually fantasizes about her, despite Moxxie and Millie being married. Also, Millie referring to Loona as "her bosses hellhound" and treating Loona like a dog, but in the show, Blitzø has only seen her do that once and corrected her once, so I don't think he knows much about that.

This has turned into me analyzing Blitzø's close friendships, and sorry for getting off topic, but talking about how Blitzø would be annoyingly affectionate with Stolas again! From all this, I imagine that if Blitzø and Stolas ever did get into a relationship and get past all their bullshit and trauma, Blitzø would literally just be like, "Oh my Satan, haiiiii😍😍😍😍😍😍😊😊😊😊😊😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ how's my favorite prince doing 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚I got you flowers and mice because ily so much❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. Remeber to take care of yourself and take your meds 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺I love you🥰🥰🥰🥰☺️☺️☺️😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️"

Most of us are sad, so we make sad.

Bro i can NOT take this anymore

The huskerdust fics have ruined me.

Where are my happy huskerdust fanfics with HAPPY endings, where Angel and husk go to heaven together or reunite there

Where are my fics where Angel and Molly have a happy ending in heaven and Molly DIDNT forget him? Or at least remembered him after a bit? Where are the fics where Molly is happy for Angel abt his relationship with Husk and helps him cope while he waits for husk to ascend to heaven?

WHY ARE THE HUSKERDUST SO FKING DEPRESSING 😭

PLEASE IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS FICS LIKE THIS, I NEED TO READ EM, AO3 OR WATTPAD EVEN IM THAT DESPERATE-!

#source: twitter

Angel: I heard Husk's knee crack so loudly yesterday, I half expected it to glow in the dark

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

What?

husk: (talking about angel) pretty fucking stupid that i had to die, go to hell, and lose my soul to you to find a fairytale romance.

alastor: and not a moment too soon!

husk: shut the fuck up, all of us men here are old as balls, about to blow away like dust in the wind. as the great kansas once said. old wrinkly balls in the wind.

alastor: ...why, is the state of kansas known for high rates of testicular disease?

husk: ...jesus christ, you don't know who kansas is. you really are one to talk, old-ass bitch.

Husk: Ugh, I can beat your ass if you don't shut up.

Angel: How'd you like to beat it from the inside?~

I'll one up you on this, a sentient piece of paper.

Man. I wish I was a robot.

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

Every few years a bible fanfic emerges and it has the gays in a choke hold. If you liked voltron you’re obsessed with Hazbin hotel and specifically angelxhusk I don’t make the rules.