I Love It Here

stayed up WAY too late writing this but tmmrw she will be posted🙏🙏 beyond proud of this actually

TESSA I LITERALLY OWE U MY LIFFFEEEEE THABK UUU💗💗💗🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 EEK I LOVE HIM

monster - M.S.

pairing - zombie!matt x emo!reader

warnings - (some) smut, slight gore, mentions of sh, not proofread

summary - how matt and reader met & what it’s like to date a monster (every teenage girls dream)

a/n - this song had me in a chokehold in eighth grade

“he’s a monster, why do i want ya?”

i didn’t technically have a first meeting with matt, as he showed up as some knocks on my window. i didn’t know what it was, so i went to check. i found nothing.

the second time i went to check, i saw a boy my age. i furrowed my eyebrows, moving the black side bangs out of my face to get a better look.

that’s when i opened my window, and he turned around to look at me.

this boy looked like frankensteins creation; stitches and patches of skin, hollowed out cheeks, literally missing an eyeball, blood dripping from his mouth (old blood, it seemed, it was brown and looked like it had rotted, if that was even possible.) he had brown hair and the one eye he had was a piercing shade of blue.

“who are you??” i asked frantically.

he didn’t talk very well, just a few grumbles and a mumbled introduction of “..matt”

i swiftly shut the window

“i’m going insane..” i muttered to myself, closing the curtain and going to bed.

the third meeting with him was all a blur.

i heard those same three knocks again. this time, i grabbed some self defense. well, a spiked bracelet from hot topic. i wrapped it around my knuckles and opened the curtains, there he was again.

i opened the window.

“what do you want from me??”

he groaned sluggishly before answering “…place.. to go..”

i sighed. being the empath that i was, along with being a naïve 18 year old girl, i let him in. i pulled him in through my window, and he landed on the floor with a thud.

“shh, oh my god, get up!” i whisper-shouted, pulling him up.

he stood up and settled his hands on my waist, making my cold and interrogating expression falter a little

“…name” he mumbled.

“my name?” i questioned, to which he returned with a nod. “y/n.”

“god, there must be something wrong with me..” i mumbled. i had to literally be stupid if i was letting a monster into my home.

“..nothing.. wrong..” he murmured.

“no, there is,” i restated.

“…no.. beautiful..”

my stomach did a backflip at his words. god, he was a monster, and here i was, letting him flirt with me and liking it.

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after a while of him sneakily living in my home and flirting with me, and i finally let him make some advancements.

it started by letting him pick out my outfits

“no… too.. revealing.”

“but i like this top,” i would whine in response.

then eventually i’d let him watch me change into said outfits.

“scars..” he pointed out, making me instinctively cover my thighs

“uhh.. y-yeah..” i spoke shamefully.

i watched as he approached me from his spot perched against the wall and sunk to his knees, kissing the scars, leaving a brownish-red kiss mark from his bloody lips. it was disgusting, but i couldn’t shake off the unmistakable feeling of my panties dampening..

“still… beautiful..”

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eventually after countless “advancements” to our relationship were made, it was an unspoken agreement that we were, in fact, dating.

dating a zombie wasn’t easy. it came with its pros and cons.

some of those cons being kissing; it wasn’t very pleasant to have someone’s rotting tongue in your mouth, so we steered clear from that.

and of course, there was sex. no one tells you how horny zombies can get, and since they’re painfully slow, the buildup and teasing is agonizing.

“fuck-!” i cried out “please- faster..”

“..can’t.. go.. faster..” he grunted, pulling his dick out of me at an agonizingly slow pace, then pushing back in just as slow.

but riding him is always easy, that’s what i choose to do the most.

“..y/n..” he practically whined out “..so.. good..”

i continued to roll my hips back and forth and up and down on his cock, seeing what rhythm he preferred the most.

there’s always the problem of my parents potentially catching him.

“sweetheart, what was that thumping noise?” my mother would question from downstairs.

“uh- i fell!” i shouted back the first lie i could think of.

but despite all the problems of dating a monster, he was my boyfriend, and i loved him.

@b0nebroth FOR YOU 💗💗

ABSOLUTELY DEVOURING THIS HOLY SHIT I love him and need him🫶🫶🫶🫶

need more smutty headcanon things about zombie matt 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

zombie!matt hcs

(based off of this)

SFW

zombie!matt who… definitely has no concept that he is NOT allowed to be seen by your friends or parents

like he will insist on coming to a family party or something

“matt, you’re DEAD, babe.”

“…oh”

zombie!matt who… is a sucker for cuddles, and in a subby way. like he needs his head between your thighs or resting on your chest to survive.

and since he’s so sluggish and his brain is LITERALLY rotting, he doesn’t really have the urge/power to get up

“you’re squishing me, baby.”

“mm…. no.”

zombie!matt who… will talk about the way he died, but you still don’t understand, since his speech is always so slurred and slow.

“…the… c’ash”

“the what? cash?? like money?”

“..noo”

and speaking of speech, zombie!matt insists you don’t give him speech lessons, but you try anyways

“can you roll your tongue like this? to say ‘r’? rrrruh?”

“..’uh”

“..good job”

zombie!matt who… would wake you up in the middle of the night to take you somewhere

“where are you taking me?” you asked groggily as he dragged your hand through the woods in the dead of night

he’d answer with a grunt or two, pulling you into a old looking graveyard and pointing at a worn down gravestone, reading “matthew bernard sturniolo.”

“holy shit, bernard??” you teased in your sleep induced state.

“ngh… shut.. up”

zombie!matt who… definitely has some problems with his body parts falling off occasionally & needs you to sew them back on.

“hold still and let me sew your goddamn ear on.”

“ouch” he grunted as he squirmed in your grip, dodging to avoid the needle.

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NSFW

speaking of body parts falling of, zombie!matt has definitely had a few times where he’s gone too rough and was in an embarrassing situation.

thankfully you taught him to speak enough, and he managed to tell you

“..need.. help.”

“with what.”

“..sew it back?”

yikes, his dick.

zombie!matt who… goes agonizingly slow because he’s a sluggish zombie, and you hate and love it at the same time

zombie!matt who… prefers you to ride him, you both prefer it since neither of you can handle how unnaturally slow he is

zombie!matt who… also has no concept of volume control, because again, he doesn’t really know or care enough that your parents can’t know about him

loud grunts echoed throughout the room as you worked your hips, bouncing up and down on his cock

you clapped a hand over his mouth as his nails dug into your back while he gripped your waist

“shut the fuck up, matt..” you managed to choke out through the ecstasy “my parents.. ngh- gonna hear you..”

“..don’t.. care..” he mumbled against your hand

zombie!matt who… takes his sweet time with you. half because he doesn’t have the capability to go any faster, and half because he enjoys overstimulating you and watching you squirm.

“god- oh god!” you cried out, loud since your parents (thankfully) were at work

you dug your fingers into the sheets as his fingers pumped slowly in and out of you, brushing your g-spot while his other circled your clit slowly

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a/n - this was so fun to write and ILY ZOMBIE MATT

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TAGS (so far, ONE person, PLEASE LOOK AT THE TAGLIST)

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Part 3 of You're so Creepy IS in the works!!! I'm just a lil distracted rn so pls bare with me😭😭 after part 3 I reckon I won't do anymore parts just Z!Matt hcs and stuff 🤗😇 also might do a poll on what ideas ppl want me to write next :D

Chris being scared of nicks dti outfit is crazy…mf would hate to see me at emo nights or at the ptv concert

😃😃🫠😃😃😄😁😁😆😆😊😚😆😆 I'm so normal about this actually (I'm not i will throw up)

could you write a headcanon about zombie chris next pleaseee 😭😭🙏

zombie!chris hcs

matt ver here

zombie!chris who… unlike matt, can speak coherently and moves at a normal speed; some zombies adjust better than others

“dude, get over here, fucking sloth,” he’d mumble, walking over to his less cognitive brother who was staggering behind and dragging him along

zombie!chris who… is literally just zed from zombies. the same charming attitude and everything.

“you know you look delici- gorgeous,” he’d slip up with that sly smirk

“shut up.”

zombie!chris who… is great at keeping you two a secret. if your parents or siblings come to your room, he’s immediately in the closet or under the bed

but being the loud fucker that chris is, he’d always make a noise or two

“what was that??” your dad asked mid conversation, his eyes darting to your closet

“just.. shoved a bunch of boxes in my closet.. guess one of them fell,” you laughed nervously

zombie!chris who… is hyperactive as fuck. like the mf doesn’t crash until maybe 6 in the morning.

which means all night he’s bugging you or tossing and turning in bed

or doing what he’s best at, yapping

“yeah- and so when i was alive i would-”

“shut the fuck up,” you cut him off sleepily.

zombie!chris who… loves grossing you out and watching you squirm.

whether it’s telling you a gross (after)life experience or telling you a fun fact about himself

“you know my insides are rotting, right, ma?”

“EEEWWWW-”

zombie!chris who… can’t resist making a zombie joke. ever, not even when you need to focus.

“i’ll eat your brainnnn” he sang, poking your side

“no you won’t,” you huffed, annoyed that your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you alone while you tried to complete your homework.

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NSFW

zombie!chris who… carries that zombie joke trait to the bedroom

“who needs brains? i got this pussy right here…” he mumbled against your dripping core as he sloppily lapped against the flesh.

zombie!chris who… LOOVVEEESS to shame you about being with a zombie, no real harm behind it though

“such a filthy fucking girl, letting a monster use you like this,” he spat, smirking down at you

you just whimpered around his cock, trying to fit as much as you could into your mouth.

zombie!chris who… is definitely an ass guy, slapping it every chance he gets, clothed or not, and absolutely loving the red marks that come with it

zombie!chris who… can’t shut the fuck up, even in the bedroom

“gonna fill you up, ma, okay? godddd- you’re so fuckin’ tight- shit, baby..”

“yeah, take me just like that.. love those sounds you make.. oh god..”

“keep those pretty eyes on me, okay? god- keep lookin’ at me like that- so fuckin’ sexy..”

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TY FOR READING!

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