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Yknow when people say stuff like “you’re perfect” and like, “people say nobody’s perfect, but here you are” I was thinking about it and I’d hate to be perfect I love being a messy incomplete human being I love baking and getting flour everywhere I love having bad hair days I love not having perfect skin I love being able to run around and get dirty I love to make “bad” art if I had to perfect it would be hell

Don’t really like some of them, but here! (Last one is a WIP)

Hey, writers!

Just so you know, Cyanide kills you because it blocks enzymes that we need to live, it’s a non competitive inhibitor! Also, venom kills us because it stops enzymes that help muscles, the brain, and neurons work! (Guys I love science class so much.)

if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.

This is the unused journal page that I found the most interesting and finally I was able to figure out what it says.

“Mabel could not think of a single doll that the old woman didn’t own. A sad sigh came from behind us as our host entered the room carrying a tea set. She told us that Mabel was correct - she had a complete collection of every doll in the entire world. What would an avid collector do without anything to collect? My sister suggested that there would be new dolls in the future. The woman said there would be nothing new until fall: what was she to do until then?

As my sister stammered, I turned towards the Gideon doll. It was just as creepy as the real thing. Mabel admitted she had no solution but would help in any way she could. The old woman cooed, “I know you will my dear!”, just then I noticed the Gideon doll shaking and sweating. It was as creepy as the real thing because it was the real thing!

I ran across the room and knocked the tea cup from Mabel’s lips. The old woman knew I was onto her. She lunged at me and pinned me to the ground underneath her. She poured tea from the tea pot onto my face while trying to force my mouth open. Mabel watched us, totally confused.

Just then the Gideon doll fell from the shelf and hit the ground. One of it’s button eyes fell of revealing a the human eye of Gideon Gleeful underneath. He was struggling to break free of some sort of spell. I knocked the tea pot from the old woman’s hands and Mabel knocked her out with an oversized sock monkey.

Mabel put the sock monkey under the old woman’s head like a pillow and we both carried Gideon out of the parlor of terror. We left him in a basket on the Gleeful’s front porch. I’m sure the spell will wear off, though I think Mrs Gleeful would like her boy better if he stayed immobile.

One more note. We went to the police and dragged Sheriff Blubbs and Deputy Durland to the site of the creepy old Victorian. We found an empty lot instead. Then I realised we were one street over from Parpan place, we walked over found the house and had the old lady arrested. “

Guys guys

So we have Fiddlestan and Jimstan

What about

JimFiddleStan

AUGGG THEY’D BE SO CUTSIE I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO WRITE A FIC ABOUT THEM

I know Gravity Falls has truly infected my brain because I was doing engine work on a boat this morning and all I could think was “Stanley Pines would be great at this.”

Stanley that’s as smart as his brother just hates the classroom.

Stanley with an ironclad memory.

Stanley who not just doesn't mind getting his hands dirty, but loves it.

Stanley who loves the water.

Stanley who, at fifty or fifty-five or sixty, becomes That Guy Who Knows Everything. RPMs jumping? Engine smoking? Making a clunking, misfiring noise? Yeah, he heard that same noise back in '82, put the spark plug covers back in wrong, everyone makes that mistake at least once. Whether you need a screwdriver or a beer or life advice, he's got your back, even if he teases you for a while.

Stanley is good at what he puts his mind to, he just wasn't allowed to try in the ways he wanted as a child.

HEY

YOU ARE SO FUCKING STRONG

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT I DON'T KNOW YOU

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOURSELF

TO LIVE DAY BY DAY IN THIS SHIT ASS WORLD, THAT TAKES SO MUCH STRENGTH AND PERSEVERANCE

TO SEEK AND FIND JOY ON THIS FUCK COCK PLANET IS THE MOST METAL FUCKING THING

I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR STICKING IT OUT, AND LIVING FOR THOSE MOMENTS OF JOY. IT'S BADASS

guinea pig instagram accounts are so funny cause the captions will be like "uh oh! pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today!" and the picture is literally just