Master, Rubbing His Hands Together Like A Fly: Mwahaha, The Doctor Is Going To Be So Mad At Me For Eating

Master, Rubbing His Hands Together Like A Fly: Mwahaha, The Doctor Is Going To Be So Mad At Me For Eating

Master, rubbing his hands together like a fly: Mwahaha, the Doctor is going to be so mad at me for eating his precious humans. He's going to be like, 'Ooh noo, why would you do that!? You can't do that! You're so evil master!'

Doctor: You did WOT!?

Master, smuggly: I ATE people! >:) Im so evil! Fear me!

Doctor, actually cringing: ....Brotha Euuugh!!

Master: ... wot

Doctor: Do you KNOW what they do with their bodies!?? That's disgusting! You really came here, saw what they put in their bodies, and decided to put that in your mouth!???

Master, realizing what he's done: Wait... Oh.. OH, Thats- *starts gagging*

Doctor: That's just nasty...

Master: *nodding, trying not to throw up*

Doctor: Come on. We're gonna go get you checked for a disease..

Master: Thanks. You know, Doctor, you're a good frie-

Doctor: Don't touch me! You might be contagious-

Master: Never mind..

Bonus: *The master is sitting on a random picnic table at the dump, The doctor is dressed comeditically with a stephascope*

Doctor, sighing: I have bad news.

Master: You know you're not a real doctor, right?

Doctor: ...You have meningitis..

Master: ... But im already a man??

Doctor: ....

Doctor: How are you not dead yet with that lack of functioning braincells?

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