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Duke: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Tiffany: What's that?

Duke: You've never had leftovers???

Tiffany: No, because I'm not a quitter.

Carrie: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Bruce: You're like 10 years old

Carrie: I MIGHT DIE AT 20!

Dick: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Dick: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

Dick: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Jason: Stop romanticizing the past.

Dick: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Wally: Okay.

Dick: And make out during the scary parts.

Wally: Th-

Wally: The scary parts.

Wally: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Congratulations you now get to simp

Bruce: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Robin! Dick: You and me!!!

Bruce, tearing up: Okay.

Luke: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Barbara: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Dick: Smad

Tim: What do you think Jason will do for a distraction?

Duke: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Duke: ... or they could do that.

*Harper and Cullen are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Harper: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Cullen , deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

Dick: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Wally: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Dick: But you’re always acting stupid?

Wally: ...

Wally: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Terry: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Damian: For the dogs.

Terry: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Damian: They don't know how.

Bart: What’s sexting?

Wally: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Dick: I can't believe you've done this.....

Wally: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Dick, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Wally : What are amphetamines?

Dick: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Wally : Ohhhh.

Jason : Do you take constructive criticism?

Roy: I only take cash or credit.

Black canary: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Dick: It’s not a joke.

Dick: *sniffles*

Dick: I’m a legit snack.

Duke: I can explain.

Bruce: Can you?

Duke: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Tim: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Steph: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Tim: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Cass: Actually I did the math, Steph would have $225, not $0.15.

Steph: Fam I’m right here....

Dick: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Tim: while you’re there could you buy me an Apple juice please?

Dick: Sorry I only have a dollar

Tim: :(

Cass: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Steph would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Dick: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice

Cass: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Jason: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Cass: Apple juice to what

Damian: Directly to the forehead

Steph: Great chat everyone

Dick: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Barbara: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Damian: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Carrie: Isn't that just killing people?

Damian: Ah, don’t sweat the details .

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Jason: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Dick: Twelve, actually.

Jason: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Dick: Yours!

Jason: That's right: no one's.

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Damian: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Steph: I think you mean cards.

Damian, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Bruce Wayne please come to the front desk?

Bruce, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to the batkids

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Dick, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Bruce: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Barbara: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Luke: You people already know too much about me.

Tiffany: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Tim: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Cullen: Just rip the bandage off.

Tim: It’s Kon.

Cullen: Put the bandage back on.

So this is how he gets his robins

Batman: Urban Legends #3 - “Cheer III” (2021)

written by Chip Zdarsky art by Eddy Barrows, Eber Ferreira, Jesus Merino, Marcus To, & Adriano Lucas

Someone asked the artists name sorry it so long for me to respond I had this in my camera role for I while so I was looking for the artist online

Her name is sonia liao and she is on tumblr sorry for posting this without crediting her she’s an amazing artist who you should all check out

Best girls in Gotham

Best girls in Gotham

Ands it’s beautiful

Whoops accidentally deleted this anyway this is hands down the best trio friendship dynamic

Honestly true

Whoops accidentally deleted this anyway this is hands down the best trio friendship dynamic

Whoops accidentally deleted this anyway this is hands down the best trio friendship dynamic

Does anyone remember her because she was a f*ing badass there should be more comics with her