Did I Unexpectedly Tear Up When Reading This? Yes, Yes I Did.

Aspec gang

ASPEC GANG

RAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cuddling doesn't have to be romantic

cuddling can be platonic.

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

You guys are hearing this anyways.

So basically, squirrles have a low terminal velocity, right? And they can survive this terminal velocity, right?

SO. I propose that we get a bunch of angry flying squirrels with rabies and release them from a plane onto Elon and Trump, so they give them rabies and (hopefully) maul them. Then bye-bye to two fuckers!

This is a totally viable solution to the shit-for-brains government we have and will definitely work, support the squirrel milita today guys.

Anyone wanna hear my plan to get rid of Trump and Elon via rabid flying squirrles

If it was not clear already by my very existence, i am a moron

This happened like last month but i forgot abt it until just now so whatever

For some context, im allergic to walnuts and almonds and i am lactose intolerant. Ive never had walnuts and my family never buys anything that has them in them, however we have some things that contain almonds and lactose in them. I am also left home by myself a lot

Now, you could probably tell where this is going, but one day i was by myself because i came home from school and i got bored.

Whenever i get bored it is not a good thing i always do something stupid

My mom had bought almond butter dates the day before. So like a totally normal human, i thought "hey, ykw im bored, lets see if im still allergic to almonds!!" (Spoiler alert: i am.)

So i had some, and while i didnt have that bad of an allergic reaction my throat was still very itchy and my chest hurt a little. And so in order to try to make my throat less itchy, i tried drinking milk which, obviously, made it worse

I should also mention we dont have epipens nor do i know how to use one, my parents just never got any

So tl;dr (idk if its long enough to warrant this but i dont really care) I was home alone, eating stuff im allergic to, with no way to stop any reaction if it happened bc im just soo smart

Bitches who are aroace and agender fr js said

“No”

qpr where they knew they were Something Else™ but didnt realize till much later that they were a qpr (they knew the term qpr beforehand theyre just mutually oblivious)

<3

3 stages of life :-

BIRTH

What the hell is this

DEATH

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet