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Reblog if you wish you didn't have biological sex. If you wish you could just be an androgynous being whose gender presentation was determined only by the things you wear and your behavior.

So I like writing songs and hope to produce something one day as a synthv or vocaloid producer, and tell me why I physically can not write anything not depressing????

Like I've written so many songs and all of them are about my depression.

W H Y .

Why can't I write something about like, I don't know, someone making a friend without ending it with some sort of metaphor for being abandoned? (Thats literally one of my songs)

Send help pls 🙏

A newly opened bar has a sign outside, beer for only $3 

A man sees the sign, walks into the bar and orders a beer.

After finishing the beer, the man takes out three $1 coins from his pocket, and feeling a bit mischievous, gets up from his seat, walks to one end of the counter and places a $1 coin there. He then walks over to the other end of the counter and places another $1 coin there. Finally, he walks back to his seat and places the third $1 coin right in the middle of the counter. The bartender gives him an odd look but has no other option but to walk the entire length of the bar counter to pick up the coins.

This went on repeatedly over the next few days and each day the bartender felt more and more annoyed at the man’s behaviour.

One day, the man returns again to order a beer but realises he doesn’t have enough $1 coins to place them all over the counter. So, he hands the bartender a $5 note. At this point, the bartender gets all excited and thinks that it is finally his day to get his revenge on the man. The bartender quickly takes out two $1 coins and places them at opposite ends of the counter.

With a grin on his face, the bartender goes back to the man and says, “Go on then, collect your change”.

The man then takes out a single $1 coin from his pocket, slides it over to the middle of the counter, and says, “One more beer, please.”

Did I unexpectedly tear up when reading this? Yes, yes I did.

From Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONGS CALLED EGOIST

I like to think that my fav is simply looking out for my wellbeing :)

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

I have this pants with a gaping hole in it that I refuse to throw out. I wear them at home, and although they aren't that comfortable, are actively falling apart, and I don't really like how they look too much, I just can't get myself to throw them out.

Look at this shit

This is not a leg hole.. this is my knee hole, apparently. My left knee has been so cold wearing this...