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A list of rules when interacting with an aroace person, by an aroace person:

- Do not romantic our platonic. We will not hesitate to smash a rock into your skull.

- Do not piss us off. We're all attached by invisible walkie-talkies. It's like roaches--if there's one, there's definitely another one nearby.

- Do not say things like 'when you're married' or 'when you meet that special person'. Trust me, coming to terms with an aroace identity in a romance-centered world is not a fun, quirky choice.

- Do not assume that we don't like seeing romance/sex in the media. I'm aroace and one of my favourite genres is romance.

- WE ARE LGBTQIA+. Doesn't matter if we're cis, heterosexual but aromantic or heteroromantic but asexual or any other combination of all the various shades of aspec, WE COUNT AS QUEER PEOPLE.

- Do not equate being aroace or on the aspectrum to being celibate. It's not the same thing. Being aroace is not a choice.

- Being aroace does not mean we're all lonely or sad. Eating garlic bread is scientifically shown to boost your serotonin levels (don't fact check me on this)

- Living with someone or wanting to live with someone doesn't mean we want them romantically! If you have the option to establish a hideout for you and all your buddies, why wouldn't you?

This was, again, a list of rules when interacting with an aroace person, shown to reduce chances of dying by burnt breadsticks and pasta by 100%!

I get like really focused on random things and I don't really know why, but here's what's been on my mind for about a week:

The fact that people who sell food products have to be so like specific about every detail of what goes into their food no matter how obvious it is. I'm saying this because there is ONE thing I read that every time I eat from the jar, I just go, "but why tho???"

And I know there's a lot of stupid motherfuckers in this world who caused stupid laws to be put into action, but riddle me this batman:

Say you bought a jar of peanuts.

What is in the jar? What could possibly be in the jar?

Maybe it's peanuts??? Or is that too far-fetched for some people to think???

BECAUSE ON THE JAR OF PEANUTS, YOU ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO DISCLAIM THAT THE PRODUCT CONTAINS PEANUTS AND "MAY CONTAIN TREE NUTS" AND IT HAS BEEN ROTTING IN MY BRAIN SINCE I MADE THIS REALIZATION THAT IT IS ON THERE.

Like I understand, people want to legally cover their asses for every possible situation. And like since you already have to be so specific about what is in your food product since people have to ingest it and could get sick if they eat the wrong thing, so it makes sense to just do it on all foods.

But like it's so stupid to me like picture this:

Someone walks into a nearby Keyfood and finds a lovely jar of peanuts. They look at the allergy label, seeing if there is anything they are allergic to. Finding nothing, they smile to themself. It must be their lucky day!

They pay for the jar and make their way into their humble abode, ready to consume the delectable goods contained in the jar. They open it and take a small, round peanut and plop it into their mouth, feeling the satisfying crunch of eating it.

Suddenly, they feel panic as their throat starts to close up, their face getting puffy. Oh no, is this an allergic reaction? But they were so careful in reading what the jar of peanuts contained through the allergy warning. Could the jar of peanuts have contained the one thing they were allergic to? Could it have had... peanuts?!

LIKE YOUR ACTIVELY GRABBING A JAR OF PEANUTS FOR CONSUMPTION DO YOU REALLY NEED A WARNING THAT STATES THE FACT THAT SAID JAR OF PEANUTS CONTAINS THE NUT KNOWN AS THE PEANUT???

Like in a court of law, I feel like the judge would have to legally side with the plaintiff since it didn't like say on the label that it contains peanuts, but from a logical standpoint I don't think you should be suing the manufacturer for not putting this label on their product.

Instead, I believe YOU SHOULD BE SUING THE EDCUATION SYSTEM THAT CLEARLY FAILED YOU AS YOU HAVE LITTLE TO NO COMPREHSION SKILLS. HELL, I FEEL LIKE THEY TOOK AWAY THESE SKILLS AS MAYBE A TODDLER WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT A JAR OF PEANUTS HAVE PEANUTS IN THEM.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk about what random thing this week has randomly been ingrained into my mind and fully captured my attention for a lot longer than it should have.

So i was scrolling through my gallery and i just remembered this one project i had and never finished

It was made purely to annoy one of my friends and i was supposed to do more for it but i lost motivation, it was supposed to be all the characters and it was going to be like a trailer with some cgs done too (i was bored on some random tuesday over the summer)

Anyways i give you, your turn to bidoof (last image is a slight spoiler for the end of chapter 1-2 ig):

I had a vision.

If anyone wants ill actually finish this

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I was at stop and shop and i was staring at a can of monster just to read the nutrition facts and my dad decided to get it for me

Ive been staring down this can, it has 160mg and apparently im supposed to have like less than 100 mg per day

Whenever i have caffeine its always a gamble between "will i stay up for a very, very long time or will i pass out in like 5 mins?"

Is caffeine supposed to make you tired bc ive had a couple cups of coffee and i usually feel so tired after

Anyways im off to chug this thing, wish me luck

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

For miku day I eggified her