Jisung, Barely Containing His Laughter: Hey, Minho-hyung! What Do You Call A Fish With No Eye? Minho,

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♥ Dangerously- Charlie Puth

♥ Charmer- Stray Kids

♥ Unfair (Felix)- Stray Kids

♥ Why- Sabrina Carpenter

♥ Miss Possessive- Tate McRae

♥ Dangerous Woman- Ariana Grande

♥ Too Much- Dove Cameron

♥ Youtiful- Stray Kids

♥ Cinema (Lino and Seungmin)- Stray Kids

♥ Truman (Han and Felix)- Stray Kids

♥ Chill- Lisa

♥ Seoul City- Jennie

♥ ice.cream (Hyunjin)- Stray Kids

♥ Hallucination (I.N)- Stray Kids

♥ Cherry Sky- MINNIE

♥ Air- Yeji

♥ Hugs And Kisses- Jisoo

♥ Drinks Or Coffee- Rosé

♥ I know love (ft Kid Laroi)- Tate McRae

♥ Hall Of Fame- Stray Kids

OKAY SO-

AFTER THE CHEESY SERIES I HAVE NO CERTAIN FAKE TEXT IDEAS! REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

Srsly tho gimme some ideas im dying over here.

cheesy- seungmin

-texts with seungmin where you send (or at least attempt to) some cheesy pick up lines!

➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪

➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪♮➶♪

Seungmin, staring at Hyunlix: Perfect. What a perfect couple. Seungmin, turning to face Minsung, as Minho attempts to pet his cats while caress Jisung, who is desperately trying to get away but secretly enjoying it: Then there’s this.

i know this is kinda exaggerated but your missing you fake texts honestly really stirred smth in me. i lost my dad a while ago and it’s honestly js fucked me up so reading that made me sob my eyes out. i loved it. you’re a really good writer and yeah. have a good day. <3

It’s not exaggerated at all! I’m sorry for your loss, and hope you feel your dad’s love everywhere. I’m so glad you liked my writing, and I hope you have a great day as well!

Jeongin killed me 😭

skz as shit i've heard people in my uni say (warnings: swearing, mentions of whoring around)

chan: you don't understand, even my diarrhea smells of feminism at this point

lee know: *leaving sticky notes for the uni library* thanks for the smut!

changbin: i fuckin love my gym bros they all look like freshly baked buns ready to be eaten with honey

han: i can't let people know i text c.ai in my free time

hyunjin: i can only whore around women but jokingly which is SAD BECAUSE I WANNA WHORE AROUND MEN TOO

felix: my bad i forgot your government name and booked our reservations under 'pookie'

seungmin, while talking about his partner: bro just says so much it's hard to keep track

jeongin: i wish my dad knew i was lactose intolerant so he wouldn't have to get milk

Minho: Sometimes you and Hyunjin drive me crazy. Felix: You were always crazy. Felix: We were just highlighting it.

Chan: What do you all intend on majoring in?

Jisung: Respecting women.

Felix: Minecraft.

Changbin: Criminal justice and psychology.

Minho: I'm terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life.

Hyunjin: …

Hyunjin: Minecraft as well.

omg i loved the fake texts of calling skz clingy, can we get a part 2 and one for the maknae line?🙏🙏🙏

part two just out! Maknae line coming soon!

Hyunjin: I don’t need therapy, I have you guys!

Minho: We’re just as fucked as you are. It’s like the blind leading the blind.