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I hate nerds who know numbers and shit!!! Pokémon is for babies like me!!!!!! “I ev train the 252 over 4 base attack to iv 250 and based vitamin trajectory scale of 364/2 days dream drop distance 2:0 Final Cut Pro”

yeah? well I feed my lycanroc a bean and he says arf

Kitten falls in love with dog. (via)

This months Patreon stickers are the bat cat~

A fruit bat sharing his lunch with a butterfly.

if i was a vampire in my bat form i would simply curl up in your pocket

look if you're cis dont reply to jk rowling and then screenshot your tweet and post it. donate to trans charities, specifically british trans charities, because jk lives here and has been informed by british politics. thats why shes a terf.

i know everyone likes to pretend trans rights issues are universally similar, but trans rights issues in the uk are wildly different. fight on the context she is

mermaidsuk, which helps trans youth get help

albert kennedy trust, helps homeless lgbt people (the uk currently has one dedicated homeless shelter for lgbt people, and its in london)

all about trans, which is trying ensure trans people are better represented in the media

trans rights are human rights, and trans people in the uk deserve our voices heard as much as trans americans. jk rowling is not an anomaly, and represents the average british feminist. fighting against terfs requires systematic change, something british trans people not only cant do alone, but something we have to try and do as terfs actively lobby the government to take away our human rights (with there currently being talk of a bill which would cause under 18s to lose the ability to begin transitioning in any form, and a member of the house of lords currently waxing romantically about having trans rights removed in multiple areas)

you have to understand that talking to jk doesn't work. she doesnt care. use your time productively and spread these charities around. dont even reblog this post if you dont want to, make your own. just make it known that trans people in the uk are used to people acting like this, and soon we may not be able to do anything about them at all

There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”

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not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

reblog if you should be practicing

Xadia awaits! 

The Dragon Prince season 3 is NOW STREAMING on Netflix!

no offense to queen but the version of Somebody to Love in Ella Enchanted when anne hathaway sings it at the giant’s wedding is still my favorite that shit SLAPS

Wolverine: You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Nightcrawler: Well, I’ll tell you my secret!

Nightcrawler: I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say "Everything’s going to be okay", but I’m LYING. And I don’t know how much longer I can do it.

Nightcrawler: *smiling* Have a swell night!

Stan Lee and Robert Downey Jr. behind the scenes of “Iron Man”, (2008). Dir. Jon Favreau.

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

sci-fi plot: yeah and in this futuristic city he meets a woman–

producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?

Lemon Meringue Cupcakes

nobody:

phase 4 of the mcu:

Tessa said BI VALKYRIE RIGHTS!!!!

bonus:

i don’t know why this is floating around, but TDP is not in danger of being cancelled. we’re in the same boat we’ve always been. the seasons are being renewed one by one. we keep showing our continued interest in the show, and netflix rewards it with more renewals. this is the way things have been operating since book one came out. by all means, shower your support over the show, recommend it to friends and spread the love. but i don’t want people to worry and be stressed over the show being cancelled because it’s not a realistic fear.

we’re all fine. just breathe.

Attention!!!

As some of you already know The Dragon Prince on Netflix might get cancelled after it’s third season!!!!!!!!

For those of you who already watched it, rewatch it! And rewatch the upcoming season! And give it a thumbs up rating! Recommend it to friends and family!!!!

For those of you who haven’t watched it, please consider giving it a try. Yes the target age group is for children but it can be enjoyable for older age groups.

It’s from the creators of Avatar: the Last Airbender. It has amazing world building and human characters.

It properly displays sibling relationships and step parent/step child relationships.

The animation is brilliant! And DRAGONS!!!!

With all that said please consider watching it or recommending it to someone who you think will like it

Practically A Weasley 

Charlie Weasley x Reader

Summary: Newly bestselling childrens book author, (Y/N) (L/N) reconnects with her best friends, Fred and George at a signing. They invite her over for dinner to catch up. Charlie Weasley, also happens to be attending dinner that evening.

Prompt: Please can i request a Charlie Weasley x reader, where she is best friends with and the same age as the twins (they’re all 18 with Charlie being like 23ish) and her and Charlie are secretly dating and then the whole family finds out? Thank you :) - Anon

Word Count: 3.4k 

Warnings: None

A/N: fluffy fluff fluff, oh, and dragons

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She had promised to be their partner in crime, help with their shop as much as she could, but everything changed when (Y/N) found her passion. (Y/N) decided to travel the world to write children stories for young witches and wizards. She had always enjoyed writing and her creativity knew no bounds. Of course she’d want to expand the imagination of children, influence their thinking from a young age. The Tales of Beedle the Bard got ever so boring once you’ve read it so many times.

Fred and George were heartbroken. (Y/N) had been their best friend since the start of their Hogwarts years, the first person to break into their little world. She had been their sole confidant, their wonderful distractor and the girl everyone thought one of them would end up marrying. Not that Fred or George had thought about it before, but both came to the conclusion that it would be far to weird.

She was practically a Weasley.

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Bonus:

Kneel before me, and rise into the ranks of my great conquest!

Best part of Thor Ragnarok:

Hela:Kneel.

Loki:I beg your pardon?

The UK @waterstones special edition of Wayward Son is RIDICULOUSLY GOOD. There’s a sprayed edge that MATCHES BAZ’S SUIT. (That’s a Kevin Wada illustration exclusive to the UK.) Also an illustrated page, signed by me! Order here. They do ship internationally. Here is a guide to all the English language editions of Wayward Son. I’ll post translations here, too, when I have news. 

Spider-man: Far From Home, (2019) spoiler without context