Me: *is calmly drifting off to sleep*
My brain: think about how Loki deserved better tho
*10 seconds later*
Me, typing furiously: look tumblr I need you to read this 4 page essay I just came up with on the spot about how angry I am at the Russo brothers and you’re going to enjoy it.
“are you ok?” lol fuck no
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
“oh god is he still talking about pitbulls” you bet i am
I hate nerds who know numbers and shit!!! Pokémon is for babies like me!!!!!! “I ev train the 252 over 4 base attack to iv 250 and based vitamin trajectory scale of 364/2 days dream drop distance 2:0 Final Cut Pro”
yeah? well I feed my lycanroc a bean and he says arf
“Thank you, dear.”
not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable
marvel: thanos will return
me: i think the fUuUuUck not you Trick Ass Bitch
There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”
Me every time Thanos looked at one of my favs
i’m upset 3000