Some Of You Never Had To Pretend To Sleep With Your Phone/gameboy Hidden Under Your Pillow While Your

The worst kind of griffin would be a fox/seagull.

Screams all day and all night and is definitely in your garbage.

The UK @waterstones special edition of Wayward Son is RIDICULOUSLY GOOD. There’s a sprayed edge that MATCHES BAZ’S SUIT. (That’s a Kevin Wada illustration exclusive to the UK.) Also an illustrated page, signed by me! Order here. They do ship internationally. Here is a guide to all the English language editions of Wayward Son. I’ll post translations here, too, when I have news. 

instead of shaming women into shaving and putting on makeup society needs to start bullying more men into……like……at least wearing deodorant 

no offense to queen but the version of Somebody to Love in Ella Enchanted when anne hathaway sings it at the giant’s wedding is still my favorite that shit SLAPS

Brie Larson for PORTER Magazine (2017)

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

It’s almost the 4th of July don’t forget to salute America’s Ass!!!!!

Stan Lee and Robert Downey Jr. behind the scenes of “Iron Man”, (2008). Dir. Jon Favreau.

Wolverine: You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Nightcrawler: Well, I’ll tell you my secret!

Nightcrawler: I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say "Everything’s going to be okay", but I’m LYING. And I don’t know how much longer I can do it.

Nightcrawler: *smiling* Have a swell night!