from logan's pov he was drowning in liquor and self-loathing for decades before being kidnapped by a yappy red katana wielding fucker and informed that he was the worst version of himself in the multiverse, followed by a series of violently homoerotic events that left him a world-saving hero with a pseudo daughter and living in what is the first safe (and domestic) environment that he can call home in like a century with said yappy fucker who called him the best version of himself with full sincerity
wade: and kids, that's how i met your father
hc that charles has erik as an emergency contact even after cuba and hank is absolutely livid when he finds out
hank, turning blue: you have the nation's most wanted terrorist who paralyzed you as your emergency contact?? are you fucking serious??
charles, miserably drunk: there was good in him, i felt it-
if there's a poolverine fic that addresses logan's alcoholism (casually or explicitly) and has him working on his drinking habits as he adapts to a new (domestic and safe) environment i will automatically see zero faults because that shit gets me every time
the way my respect for an actor skyrockets when i hear that they actually research their character and reference the original source material, especially when explaining why they're unhappy with what the director/script is doing with said character
erik: i want you by my side
charles: i want to be with you. we are not the same
and if doomsday doesn't start with sentryagent making out then is it even a good movie
i need a televised debate between charles and erik on how to respond to the current political climate (specifically elon musk)
imagine jumping into the ocean to save a stranger and developing a strong bond with said stranger while helping him realize the goodness within his tortured self only to be repaid by being betrayed and paralyzed from the waist down so you relinquish your telepathic powers in order to walk but then some hairy dude with claws claiming to be from the future tells you that you have to break the stranger out of the pentagon as he allegedly murdered the president during his year of being a mutant terrorist because it's essential for the future and as much as you despise this no-longer-a-stranger you have been undeniably in love with him and by the end of everything you're at a cafe in paris with him playing your favorite shared pastime and being proposed to
this man did not come out of retirement to devour a role he has played for a quarter of a century only for people to start talking about who should be next
"i couldn't disobey you even if i wanted" erik was begging for it at that point