Poor Charles How Exhausting It Seemed To Have To Constantly Talk Erik Down From Tapping Into His Instinctive

*slams credit card down* i'll take 10 of those pls

Are you guys seeing the partners in crime au vision?

Sam Wilson cameo in Thunderbolts* where all he does is fly in, says “you forgot your lunch” while handing Buck a paper bag, kisses him on the cheek, and then leaves (the entire audience cheers)

it's the face, the suit, the hat, and the fact that he's about to speak french to track down nazis

It'll all be fun and fucking games until marvel let's Bucky call Sam, Sammy.

It'll be Canon at that point. I don't make the rules.

i lied. put your clothes back on. we're going to talk about the 2014 graham norton episode with hugh jackman, michael fassbender, and james mcavoy where they reviewed mcbender ao3 descriptions and fanart of the actors. not the characters. THE ACTORS. with MPREG mentioned on national television. and how michael and james were comfortable enough with their masculinity to make the experience funny and charming and how hugh repeatedly waved a pineapple around and how graham actually let his guests speak

hc that wade gets kidnapped by random thugs who aren't aware that he's deadpool and wade decides to play along for shits and giggles

they call logan and tell him that they're holding wade for ransom (and logan realizes there's no real threat) and logan just snorts and says "good fucking luck" and hangs up

"My greatest enemy, and perhaps my only friend."

- Magneto, X-Men: The Animated Series (1992) S5E14

love tom holland but when hear spideypool i think of andrew garfield

Delicate - Taylor Swift

Oh damn, never seen that color blue

Just think of the fun things we could do

This ain't for the best

My reputation's never been worse, so

You must like me for me

two best explanations for why a ship is canon:

1. *detailed analysis of each on-screen interaction, breaking down dialogue exchanges, pointing out every single microexpression, identifying metaphors for a romantic relationship, reading between the lines, presenting theories with supporting evidence from the canon material*

2. "have you seen them they literally eye-fuck every time they're in the same space"