No Because Stop Disarming Bucky This Old Man Is Struggling Out Here

sentryagent would also be the funniest direction for the thunderbolts to take. i think being divorced and having his kid taken away, then being trapped in an oven by his employer, and having his body and ego wounded several times over was enough to crack the door open on the vault of john walker's carefully sealed off self-awareness, but we need more. we need to hit him with a bisexual awakening via someone he considers below himself. it's not the only way to get him to reconsider and recontextualize his entire life and identity, but it is the coolest. and bob needs a boyfriend. thank you for attending my philosophy lecture, please feel free to grab a pamphlet on your way out

i love that bucky said fuck it, left congress, hopped on a motorcycle, and captured the thunderbolts in order to build the case against valentina only to have his plans thrown out the window because of some dude named bob

the fact that henry cavill and hugh jackman are notorious for this and then deadpool 3 featured them both

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

my two favorite morally grey former lab rat nazi hating misunderstood metal powered old men are going to be in the same film if anyone cares

i hope we're not just brushing over the fact that john walker was literally about to jump to his death after watching himself be a neglectful dad

reasons why logan howlett doesn't mind wade wilson's skin

1. he cares about wade and does not give a fuck

2. he's fascinated with gently tracing wade's ever-changing scars

3. he understands that appearance does not dictate character

4. he has literally been in every major war since the 1800s so he's unfazed

5. wade wilson's ass

john: ride bob into the sky?

bucky:

yelena:

alexei:

ava:

bob:

me, in the theater:

john: what?

MICHAEL FASSBENDER looking fine af

rip dofp charles you would have loved wrecking ball by miley cyrus

"who can cook better, erik or charles" erik can literally wield magnetic fields. charles most likely grew up with chefs. and even with his powers, charles might know how to cook but has poor execution. and even without his powers, erik can cook because i said so.