The Boys Are Back In Town Only Once A Year. Relish This Moment.

Went for the moon from Soul Eater!

Listen I don’t need to tell you that this edgy ominous Elon Musk not knowing how to be kind of bullshit. But caffeine free Diet Coke is quite the fucking choice.

The games room.

(Most of) My Orcs and Goblins army is on the left and (most of) my Warriors of Chaos army is on the right inside three Warhammer Fortresses.

I was rewatching the Ralph Bakshi Lord of the Rings cartoon movie for the first time in many years and I forgot how Stoney Baloney this movie was! I realize that they basically ran out of money and had to use all the rotoscope footage they had which is why the story moves along so jarringly quick. There’s a whole 12 minute chase scene where it’s basically horse dressage while Frodo tries to get away. But this is it! This is how I fell in love with orcs! I saw these guys in this and the Hobbit cartoon and it rocked my world. Who were these fanged and tusked guys and where can I find more!? Luckily it was the early-ish 1990’s and I would soon be provided so much to work with as Magic the Gathering, Warcraft: Orcs and Humans, and my discovery of Warhammer Fantasy Battles would happen soon in quick succession not to mention that these movies would be remade by Peter Jackson as the new millennium rolled in. What a movie! What a legacy! What an impact on my life!

Boomers really don't like it when you remind them that the Beatles broke up more than a decade before you were born. Or that you are well into your 40s.

Don't let it stop you.

Nice!

"Reiksguard Knights, your Emperor is calling! Death or glory await us, but if we die, we will die as warriors, with swords in hand, and there can be no better death than that."

Some Reiksguard models I painted up for my buddy Alex.

Finally got around to basing these Grave Guards

Here’s a commission I did for my best friend to have on her desk at work.

The context is that my best friend is a stagehand (union strong!) and people keep bringing in donuts. Trying to be health conscious, she wanted a “motivational sign” but she didn’t want normie bullshit, she wanted orcs declaring a Waaagh against cheap pastries! Or at least a sign to tap if she was feeling passive aggressive.

Some non-GW minis.

Sexy orc and dwarf.

Sue me.