Lord Of The Rings - Blog Posts

there is a little voice in my head that occasionally says "my precious" in gollum's voice

aragorn slays (people) (but he is also badass)

do you ever just want to steal shit from the lotr set

i want to see legolas with his hair tied up with a bow like lucius malfoy

legolas is so majestic like pls save some majestic-ness for the rest of us

can aragorn son of arathorn pls just sit down on a couch and NOT BE IN DANGER MY HEART CANNOT TAKE IT

legolas needs to teach me how to do my eyebrows

which is worse?

gollum eating a live fish or denethor eating a tomato?

gandalf being done with pippin is so real except i feel like i'm the pippin in most situations

sometimes i look at legolas and im like damn. drop that hair routine pretty please

aragorn legolas gimli trio is UNMATCHED. ICONIC. SERVING CUNT.

what are people's ACTUAL thoughts on gollum/smeagol bc his backstory is so sad BUT the first part of lotr 3 was ICKYYYY

sometimes i like to rewatch lord of the rings just to appreciate the badass that is aragorn, heir of isildur

i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.

What's Sauron's favorite cooking utensil?

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Mordor and pestle

Ok, that was a terrible joke.

The Fellowship movie did Bilbo so dirty ☠️ I know they didn’t make the hobbit movies yet so they were trying to keep the focus on Frodo but:

Bilbo is friends with Aragorn and comes to his defense over Boromir rather than Legolas

Bilbo volunteers to take the ring to Mordor first so nonchalantly like an old queer professor on sabbatical volunteering to cover a 101 course and everyone at the council is honored by his offer

Literally not even scared or sad about it or anything — just straight up “yeah okay I see what you’re getting at, Lord Elrond, I’ll do it 💅 guess I’ll have to rewrite the ending of my book”

Bilbo doesn’t ask to see the ring again or make a go at Frodo but instead sings a sad little song out the window after giving him Sting and his mithril shirt

“it is my dwarf-mail that Thorin gave me” AAAH

Bilbo’s there when they leave Rivendell in the winter and tells them good luck like a worried little peepaw

Also the movie makes it sound like he never got to Erebor but HE DID and was traveling with some of the original company including Gloin who’s the only one who smiles when Bilbo volunteers to take the ring to Mordor

this is one of those things that should not make me laugh, yet here I am, giggling so much that my stomach hurts.

HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES

sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the throat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"

and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!

I'm going back to my roots. I've decided to reread lord of the rings, the second ever book I read :) (after the hobbit ofc)

the franchise gives me so much nostalgia. I love it sm.

and I love the movies too. ofc we always watch the extended cuts, it is the law

do you ever think that elrond, who was born amidst war and lost nearly his entire family, created a house of his own to look out for all the war-torn, displaced families seeking refuge ?

Galadriel from The Lord of the Rings is Queen of Nothing by The Crane Wives!

requested by anon!

Boromir: "We can use this ring-"

(Name): You have literally spent less than 10 minutes with a ring you just thought was a legend and you think we can use it to save us?? Brother let us ask the hobbit what he had to face just to get to Rivendell *Turns to Frodo*

YANDERE THORIN OAKENSHIELD X READER

👑 before the war you were lovers. But after the war once everyone was safe he then truly started to show how obsessed he was of you.

👑anything your heart desires it’s yours.

👑he keeps you deep with in the mountain so no one can ever hurt you and your safe.

👑possessive and obsessive yandere.

👑hates when anyone talks to you. So eventually kept you in your home to prevent that from happening.

👑loves it when you show him any sort of attention.

👑you may be able to convince him to let you out of your home for a bit but it takes a lot of convincing.

👑he has to constantly have to be touching you in some sort of way when he is with you.

👑all of the lords pressure thorin to get married in a hope that he would marry one of their daughters. Only for him to go home and propose.

👑how could you say no after all he is a king how can you defy the king.

👑your wedding is huge all of erebor is decorated and celebrating. Even though in secret you are trapped deep within the mountain.

👑only his must trusted dwarves no you are not free.

👑they lords start pressuring him into having an heir even though he has fili.

👑but thorin then realised that’s another way for you to join together forever.

👑before you know it you are carrying the next heir to the lonely mountain.

👑thorin is overjoyed with the news especially when your belly starts to show it gives him a feel of relief knowing a part of him will always be apart of you.

👑when the babe is born the whole kingdom rejoice knowing the line of durin is safe .

👑swears to always protect you and the child .

👑as the child gets older he realises that he wants more to keep his first born company and to also keep his people happy.

👑eventually you will probably have three children .

👑all of which grow up to be just like there farther.

👑don’t expect any help from anybody because everyone in erebor just wants there king to be happy.

Thank you ❤️❤️

What do you think it would be like? Fairy reader begged: Would yandere Thranduil join the war of the five armies? Would it help the dwarves?

YANDERE THRANDUIL would he join the war of the five armies?

🪽to be honest he is more interested in you then some battle.

🪽he is happy as long as orc don’t come near his kingdom and you.

🪽but if you asked him too he would consider it for a time.

🪽you see he hates the dwarves and he disliked how your attention was always on them…

🪽so he would with a cost of course you are going to have to use every trick in the book. Such as compliments, acts of service and physical intimacy.

🪽only when he feels fully in control does he agree to fight to defend the dwarves.

🪽he would be very helpful after all when he fights he is only thinking of you and how he must return to you …

Thank you for the question ❤️❤️

Well. Yandere Thranduil won't let the fairy reader continue her mission with the company and leave? (Most likely, if you go, he won't let fairy reader fight in the war of five armies. Isn't that right?

YANDERE THRANDUIL X FAIRY READER QUESTION

🪽he isn’t going to let you leave at ALL. You can try you really can but you aren’t getting anywhere .

🪽your not fighting and he is PREPARED for your outbursts and will to fight so his simple task to stop you from fighting and leaving is …

🪽cutting off your wings and not letting healers tend to them until after the war . Just to make sure you don’t leave .

🪽it sounds brutal but that’s how far he is willing to keep you safe .

Thank you for the question ❤️❤️

Please. Can you write for more yandere Thranduil and fairy reader?

YANDERE THRANDUIL X READER 3

🪽if he has to rip your wings off he won’t chuck them away . No he prefers to have them and uses them as part of his throne for all to see. It’s a way to keep apart of you with him when he is doing king duties.

🪽wouldn’t necessarily do the same to his children not unless he has too.

🪽however if you tried to escape after having the child and you don’t have your wings anymore. He will use them against you ripping there wings off as a sign of punishment to you .

🪽they probably grow up asking you about the scars on there back and you have to lie to them and say ‘an orc attacked you and your father saved you’ or ‘an assassin attacked you’ it’s these lines that keep your perfect family together.

🪽Legolas loves having siblings he knows it selfish but he can’t help it . He had been alone his whole childhood and suddenly he has a REAL family .

🪽your children are definitely platonic yanderes for you it’s just a must. After all they want to be just like there father…

I have had so many requests asking about fairy reader and Thranduil so enjoy and thank you for the request ❤️❤️

Can you make Yandere Thranduil and fairy female reader part2? Please. They have a few children. Half fairy and half elf hybrids. They have fairy wings like their mother. How many children will Yandere Thranduil want to have with the fairy reader?

YANDERE THRANDUIL X READER WITH CHILDREN

🪽Thranduil would be happy with however many you want but he is probably thinking 4.

🪽they have their mothers wings but there green. They inherit there fathers looks and his long beautiful hair.

🪽his children with you are his most important things in the world.

🪽however if he has to choose between you and them , it will always be you because he can always replace them with another child but he can’t replace you.

🪽he would go to war for his children though to keep them safe.

🪽he won’t admit it but if you have a daughter with him then he will put her on a pedestal higher then Legolas.

🪽the servants mostly deal with the children though . Running after while you and your husband have time together.

🪽even if you didn’t want the children you can’t find it in your heart to hate them .

🪽he feels the most joy seeing his family all together and happy.

Thank you for this request ❤️❤️

Yandere Thranduil and female fairy reader headcanon.

YANDERE THRANDUIL X FEMALE FAIRY READER

🪽 he first met you in them woods he caught glimpse of your beautiful fairy wings . And as the king it his duty to find out what creature had such wings ( at least that what he told himself.)

🪽when he finally spoke to you he felt that you were ethereal.

🪽starts to call you his little butterfly and takes you back with him.

🪽he lets you explore as long as you don’t leave with out him.

🪽he starts to tutor you on how elves live and there past but in return he expects you to tell him all your fairy secrets.

🪽when you said you wanted to leave he agreed however he wanted one more night with you. He gave you lots and LOTS of wine too much for your body to handle.

🪽by then it was too late you woke up naked and a ring on your finger on his bed.

🪽he later explained it all to you and how now you can’t leave because you are a queen.

🪽you sobbed and begged him to divorce you but he declined saying “what about my reputation as king?” …

🪽you can’t leave now and if you do he will tear those pretty little wings off … so it’s best to stay by his side.

🪽he has no rivals .

🪽Legolas felt sadness for you he truest did he try to talk his father out of this madness he really he did . But his father ignored him.

🪽Gifts you jewels of pure starlight for you to parade around wearing.

🪽enjoys showing you off.

🪽one of the bad yanderes to have not the worst but definitely not the best.

🪽I wish good luck to you I really do just stay in line and you both will get on just fine ❤️

Thank you for this request ❤️❤️

Baby Frodo is ready for Thorin to take him to play outside while Bilbo gets some much needed alone time

(He’s in his ‘why’ phase)