I Take "Things That Didn't Happen" For $800.

This is a joke, right?

Baby Racoon with his Albino Brother (Source: http://ift.tt/1TcFAiP)

I don't get it. Will it help if I yell at you indistinctly? RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!

Why, is an older man the one who gave it to you?

sizing price chart for any dress

S: $20

M: $20

L: $20

XL: $98.99

XXL: (OUT OF STOCK)

STOP BEING SO FAT THEN.

#KillinIt #TrumpIsLiterallySatan #TrumpSucksMoreDicksThanOP-WhichIsReallySayingSomething

Correction, THIS is the dumbest shit I've seen all day.

when guy sits next to me on the bus: im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die when girl sets next to me: she trusts me i feel safe and this is a great day

What is radical feminism?

Don’t ask anyone on tumblr what radical feminism is unless they’re a radical feminist because there’s 99% chance everything they say is completely inaccurate and misguided

Ha. What a fucking dumb cunt.

According to white people

Freedom of speech exists when they want to say the “n-word”

But freedom of speech no longer exists when everyone starts telling them what an ignorant piece of shit they are for saying it.

So freedom of speech exists only for white people.

I think I got it now.

It totally is. Sometimes when I feel a little too genderfluid though, I take a gender piss into the gender toilet. I call it Tumblr.

Reblog if you think being Genderfluid is valid.

I’m gonna write down your url if you reblog and put it in an envelope for my friend who’s going through a tough time and needs some reassuring.

Probably Egotistical Ranting Feminists

shoutout to all you PERFs

practically elegant radical feminists

patriarchy exterminatory!!!!!!!!!!!! radical feminists

probably enlightened radical feminists

patriarch exclusive radical feminists