Clown Shoes Squeaking

My boomer aunt just loves these memes that portray her childhood as more authentic than “kids these days.” Your childhood isn’t more valid if you were bored out of your skull for most of it. 

That said, most 9 year olds would still love this pen. They can like simple and complicated things at the same time.

And also… who is *offering* these kids iPhones? 

They act like they just magically end up in the child’s possession. It’s a real mystery how all these kids got their hands on smartphones. We should definitely just blame the kids instead of their enablers. 

And like I said before, letting kids get familiar with technology that will be essential to their lives is not a bad thing. Just don’t let them use it 24/7 for crap’s sake. 

Whenever I talk about whatever media I’m into at the moment imagine I am presenting the characters to you like this

I always wanted to do this xD

Who's good boy? Who's wanna some snacks? (SIT)

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

obsidian, holding matthew perry at gun point: Read the Lines

matthew perry: no… these are so Embarrassing….

Obsidian: [pulls hammer]

matthew perry: [choking back a sob] GIVE THOSE CHARLIES A SHAKE FOR THE BEN-MAN WILL YA

it's okay if your trauma happened years ago and you still feel afraid. it doesn't make you weak or unworthy.

From My Father Once Told Me, Ben Konkol.

My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house