obsidian, holding matthew perry at gun point: Read the Lines
matthew perry: no… these are so Embarrassing….
Obsidian: [pulls hammer]
matthew perry: [choking back a sob] GIVE THOSE CHARLIES A SHAKE FOR THE BEN-MAN WILL YA
*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
Just like Slughorn, Albus Dumbledore collects people. Only, instead of focusing on those with influence, he looks to the outcasts.
The expelled half-giant. The young werewolf. The repentant Death Eater.
He protects them and gives them a second chance. All he asks in return is their loyalty.
And, if on occasion he requests that they undertake a certain task, invoking their debt of gratitude - well, that is no more than he is owed.
He once thought to add a certain disowned Black to his collection, but quickly realised his mistake.
Sirius is not an outcast, but a rebel. He knowingly chose his path, and chooses what price he is willing to pay for it. He refuses to be used.
So Albus Dumbledore abandons him.
Clown Shoes Squeaking
at the beginning of the pandemic we learned millions of citizens view washing their hands as ethically weak or clinically unnecessary
and now we're supposed to trust strangers are being honest about their understanding of basic hygiene and let everybody go maskless on a good faith basis
just return to raw public air on cramped trains, uncovered coughing fits in windowless spaces with no ventilation, during a pandemmy with new variants cycling
absolutely not lmao
One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.
『 INUKAG WEEK 2024 』 ➥ Day #5: Personal Space
an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me
Celebrities coming to tumblr