“you’re So Sweet!” Thank You I Have Abandonment Issues

at the beginning of the pandemic we learned millions of citizens view washing their hands as ethically weak or clinically unnecessary

and now we're supposed to trust strangers are being honest about their understanding of basic hygiene and let everybody go maskless on a good faith basis

just return to raw public air on cramped trains, uncovered coughing fits in windowless spaces with no ventilation, during a pandemmy with new variants cycling

absolutely not lmao

whats your type?

Fictional men written by women.

do you guys have a story in your head and when you’re bored you just add more to it and continue from where you left off

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

what am i smiling at ? the made up scenarios of course

What’s interesting to me is people who’ve only seen the movie saying Coriolanus was “sweet” or “innocent” in the beginning

Reading the book the first thing you really get from him is his bitterness and a false sense of superiority over everyone (even his remaining family)

It’s interesting how vastly different the opinion of him can be based on which media you’ve consumed first.

My boomer aunt just loves these memes that portray her childhood as more authentic than “kids these days.” Your childhood isn’t more valid if you were bored out of your skull for most of it. 

That said, most 9 year olds would still love this pen. They can like simple and complicated things at the same time.

And also… who is *offering* these kids iPhones? 

They act like they just magically end up in the child’s possession. It’s a real mystery how all these kids got their hands on smartphones. We should definitely just blame the kids instead of their enablers. 

And like I said before, letting kids get familiar with technology that will be essential to their lives is not a bad thing. Just don’t let them use it 24/7 for crap’s sake. 

me in public

thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off