Today Is The Only Day You Can Reblog This

I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

I am trying to tell you that there are rules in life, okay? We can’t rush aging just because it’s convenient. And we can’t reverse death. No matter how sad it makes us. Okay? Some things are forever.

ELIZABETH OLSEN AS WANDA MAXIMOFF / SCARLET WITCH IN WANDAVISION | 2021

in the next batman movie selina is back in town to con bruce wayne which he knows but he missed her so much and obviously he can afford it so he just lets her

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

whats your type?

Fictional men written by women.

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

Trilla

damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression