I Am Trying To Tell You That There Are Rules In Life, Okay? We Can’t Rush Aging Just Because It’s

He’s so fucking stupid <3

an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me

Today is the only day you can Reblog this

So bad at texting it feels like war

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

“are you okay?” no bitch i’ll never experience a passionate romance like the ones you read in books

Fighting ancient curses (I’m having a migraine)