So Bad At Texting It Feels Like War

Please stop making mods where Maccready is attractive, please he’s so ugly, I love him….let him be ugly

'Under Monet's Pond' by Eiko Jones

Sole Survivor: What’s the hardest thing to say?

Danse: I was wrong.

Cait: I need help.

Deacon: Stay.

Maccready: Worcestershire sauce.

The more empathetic and kind men I meet, actually, the MORE I hate bad men. It’s like I’ve seen it proven you don’t have to act this way — I know for a fact that it’s not coded into your biology to disrespect women or be aggressive or be emotionally stunted — you’re literally just a shithead.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression

How to protect yourself during stampede

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

“are you okay?” no bitch i’ll never experience a passionate romance like the ones you read in books