Sole Survivor: What’s The Hardest Thing To Say?

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

whats your type?

Fictional men written by women.

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

My boomer aunt just loves these memes that portray her childhood as more authentic than “kids these days.” Your childhood isn’t more valid if you were bored out of your skull for most of it. 

That said, most 9 year olds would still love this pen. They can like simple and complicated things at the same time.

And also… who is *offering* these kids iPhones? 

They act like they just magically end up in the child’s possession. It’s a real mystery how all these kids got their hands on smartphones. We should definitely just blame the kids instead of their enablers. 

And like I said before, letting kids get familiar with technology that will be essential to their lives is not a bad thing. Just don’t let them use it 24/7 for crap’s sake. 

Saw this joke about post-redemption azula a while ago and i can’t find it for the life of me now 😭 pls tag me if u happen to see it 🥺

Clown Shoes Squeaking

I am trying to tell you that there are rules in life, okay? We can’t rush aging just because it’s convenient. And we can’t reverse death. No matter how sad it makes us. Okay? Some things are forever.

ELIZABETH OLSEN AS WANDA MAXIMOFF / SCARLET WITCH IN WANDAVISION | 2021

What’s interesting to me is people who’ve only seen the movie saying Coriolanus was “sweet” or “innocent” in the beginning

Reading the book the first thing you really get from him is his bitterness and a false sense of superiority over everyone (even his remaining family)

It’s interesting how vastly different the opinion of him can be based on which media you’ve consumed first.