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My special talent is pretending I want to contribute to society and be a normal person

if there were two guys on the moon and the one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

not if he cheated, then it's completely justified

it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

I turned 19 yesterday. In 1918, I would be married by now, but maybe not because the men would be busy dying in the trenches and being gay. I could also be like that one who just stayed in her house and wrote poems all day (Emily Dickinson)

Addressed by who, because some of these are ... interesting

shout out to Town of Salem for being the superior old man prequel to Among Us

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

400 million years of wizardry and the 'counterspell + fist-sized rock' strategy has yet to be meaningfully improved upon

inspired by @ crimeronan & @ ghostzzy's respective codependency polls. cue round 3, ft. dynamics i've encountered in the wild with my own ocs 👍