bastard-in-armor - not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)

bastard-in-armor

not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)

she/her, 19. I don't really post cool shit sorry

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bastard-in-armor
1 week ago

a lot of artists dont know how to draw bullets and to be real it bothers me a lot. here's my simple guide on bullets

A Lot Of Artists Dont Know How To Draw Bullets And To Be Real It Bothers Me A Lot. Here's My Simple Guide
A Lot Of Artists Dont Know How To Draw Bullets And To Be Real It Bothers Me A Lot. Here's My Simple Guide
A Lot Of Artists Dont Know How To Draw Bullets And To Be Real It Bothers Me A Lot. Here's My Simple Guide
A Lot Of Artists Dont Know How To Draw Bullets And To Be Real It Bothers Me A Lot. Here's My Simple Guide
bastard-in-armor
1 week ago
A screenshot from a search engine result of a r/Christianity post titled My 8 year old's response to the Bible story of cutting a baby in half", posted on July 1, 2023. The preview of the thread says "... My 8 year old son, a product of today's society, came up with the solution that the two ladies should just get married and they could both be mothers of the...". The preview ends there.

Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors

bastard-in-armor
1 week ago

why do the ads on tumblr want me to drink olive oil

bastard-in-armor
1 week ago
Biniali, Sencelles, Majorca.

Biniali, Sencelles, Majorca.

bastard-in-armor
1 week ago

NO I DO NOT WANT TO JOIN THE AIR FORCE OR THE NAVY OR THE

bastard-in-armor
1 week ago

confession: i know everyone hates it, i still want to play starfield whenever it next goes on sale.

boring sci-fi nasa aesthetic.... i love it

bastard-in-armor
1 week ago
Etheirys's Worst Crafter Crumples Under Modest Challenge, Flees To Moon To Hide Shame (Thousands Of People

Etheirys's Worst Crafter Crumples Under Modest Challenge, Flees To Moon To Hide Shame (Thousands Of People Are On The Moon To Witness Aforementioned Shame) (The Thousands Of People On The Moon Not Pictured Due To Privacy Laws) (Moon Privacy Laws Yes They Have Those Now)


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bastard-in-armor
2 weeks ago

I wish I could be obsessed with like planes or something but instead I have to be weirdly obsessed with human sexuality (???) Why did you guys do this to me?? I am not an alien or a robot, by the way.

bastard-in-armor
3 weeks ago
bastard-in-armor
1 month ago

Funny how capitalism always finds new methods and loopholes to exploit children for profit

bastard-in-armor
1 month ago

It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

bastard-in-armor
1 month ago

"It's too repetitive" It's my baby

OH SHIT HUMAN AFTER ALL IS 20 TODAY????? EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BOO RIGHT FUCKING NOW

bastard-in-armor
1 month ago
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered
Been Awhile Since I've Done One Of These So Here's More Text Chat Nonsense I've Encountered

been awhile since I've done one of these so here's more text chat nonsense i've encountered

bastard-in-armor
1 month ago
bastard-in-armor
1 month ago

I love growing up because I finally get to develop my own personality


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bastard-in-armor
1 month ago

"carnivore diet" is such a rich person flex


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bastard-in-armor
2 months ago
bastard-in-armor - not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)
bastard-in-armor
3 months ago
bastard-in-armor - not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)
bastard-in-armor
3 months ago

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

bastard-in-armor
3 months ago
bastard-in-armor - not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)
bastard-in-armor
3 months ago

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

bastard-in-armor
3 months ago

People are judged by physical traits and I can't get over that

Not in the blackpilled-incel-grr-women-will-never-fuck-me way, I mean, in general, you're truly limited by your physical appearance and physical traits

There is simply nothing you can do to remove those traits from people's perception of you without being in a situation in which they are entirely removed in the first place -- e.g., posting anonymously on the internet

Even on the internet, you can see how people's perception of each other shifts based on what information they have on how they are physically in real life ("oh, that person is probably white," or, "oh, that person is probably a 40 year old man," or, "oh, that person is probably trans")

I've been guilty of this too, but it's kind of insane

how much of a sin it is to simply have a certain body, to have certain genetics, to look a certain way

I even see this in LGBT spaces to an extent

People going for "masc"/"fem" looks and wondering why they don't pull it off

Because you lack the physical traits associated with the look you're going for. that's it. that's what people are judging you by.

Trans people being obsessed with "passing"

again, it's about these arbitrary physical traits associated with the gender you're transitioning to

it's endless

it's literally just how we are as a species

what was that study?

we judge people within 5 seconds of meeting them?

how do you judge a person that quickly without basing it on entirely off of their physical characteristics?

you don't

even things like how they carry themself are arguably physical characteristics and don't tell that much about personality or how they think or what they've done in life

that's all

we're obsessed with looks and aesthetics as a species and that's not changing

it kind of makes me feel a bit unironically transhumanist at times

or even thinking that something like people opting in to an ideal simulation with other people would be kind of a good idea

but until all physical characteristics are choices for people in some way we're always going to have this problem because humans have brains that specialize in pattern recognition


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bastard-in-armor
3 months ago
When Dad Sevika Helps With Homework

When dad sevika helps with homework


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bastard-in-armor
3 months ago

The propaganda really couldn't be more blatant could it...

The Propaganda Really Couldn't Be More Blatant Could It...
The Propaganda Really Couldn't Be More Blatant Could It...
bastard-in-armor
3 months ago
Spent Way Too Long On This. Will Regret It Later. I'm Never Rendering From Grayscale Again

spent way too long on this. will regret it later. I'm never rendering from grayscale again


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bastard-in-armor
3 months ago

I highly recommend trying to check on him in-person if you can; when I've gotten depressed and mentally unwell I usually self isolate + avoid interaction as much as possible and this could last for days or weeks. This is basically the opposite of what you actually need in that state. I assume the same is happening here. Some people might say it's disrespectful or whatever idk idc like people who are not doing well mentally need help and support; checking in on someone isn't the same as destroying boundaries.

So when your friend doesn't respond to 2 texts sent on 2 different days, when is a reasonable time to assume they either got a new phone number or they don't want to talk to you.

bastard-in-armor
3 months ago

I started playing Mabinogi and TBH despite its faults and the fact it's owned and developed by Nexon it kind of fucks. There's tons of freedom, the combat system is interesting (albeit in a weird place right now as some classes seem to more or less break the challenge with the AI), tons of story content (that you don't seem to need to pay for?) and I like how easy it is to make an androgynous character regardless of whether you picked a male or female (and canonically your character is arguably genderfluid or genderless as they can rebirth and switch their gender every time). Also there's some accidentally gay moments in the story (like in the chainblade quest line, there's a female character who flirts with you regardless of gender, so if your character is also a girl that's gay.)

Honestly didn't expect a Korean MMO to be this accidentally woke.

Also, yeah, it's based on Welsh mythology (and some Arthurian legends and... other things?), except everyone speaks Korean, and I think that's the only language they recorded voice lines in, so...


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bastard-in-armor
3 months ago
bastard-in-armor
3 months ago

Do you notice how most recent Sinfest comic just don't have characters anymore. With the old Sinfest it had characters with clear defined personalities like Slick, Monique and Squigley while the newest comic characters don't even have names and either incredibly bland or just antisemitic stereotypes.

It's kind of poetic, the way racism replaced his comic piece by piece, illustrating how much hate consumed him. This year, he didn't have a New Year's storyline. The year 2024 just kind of stopped being in the comic and hasn't been acknowledged, and there wasn't even a "Happy New Year" strip, I waited until the first Sunday of the year and it's just literally burning a trans flag and locking up The Jew. Even the art is bad, completely devoid of all the cartoony charm it once had.

Do You Notice How Most Recent Sinfest Comic Just Don't Have Characters Anymore. With The Old Sinfest

This strip is often posted as "the finale of Good Sinfest", and it's not that he doesn't make strips like this anymore, he can't. He's no longer capable. Those skills are gone, that man is dead. Sinfest as a comic hasn't existed in years, and the comic on it's web site doesn't even superficially resemble it, and the man who makes that comic doesn't even superficially resemble the man who made Sinfest. There's just nothing left of that guy any more.

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