Latest Posts by bastard-in-armor - Page 2

You should definitely play Caves of Qud but you should also follow the people involved on bluesky because this is how they respond to negative reviews.

you're disgusting. fuck you. go kill yourself. i hope you die

omg my first ever hate mail

average detransitioner on the internet: instead of giving in to my gender dysphoria I found God ❤️ thank you lord for my heterosexual spouse who will guilt trip me into staying the gender assigned to me at birth. remember transies it's more delusional to be trans than to believe in god and noah's ark unironically 🤗 I hope all of you choose to suffer like me 😇

I think the stormtroopers would still win. They have superior firepower -- blasters pack a punch, especially when their enemies aren't wearing any armor -- and they have extra mobility if you consider jumptroopers (the dudes with the jetpacks, who also exist in canon) and scout troopers with their speeder bikes.

I don't think that blaster bolts in Star Wars experience notable bullet drop -- their trajectory seems to be straight -- though because they're made of plasma they probably lose their "shape" and velocity before they can go far out of trajectory if they go far enough without hitting anything.

That in mind, though, their blasters are probably more accurate.

Also, I think the sturmtruppen's tactics wouldn't work well against the Empire's stormtroopers, as the Empire's stormtroopers have tactics similar to theirs except they have better tech and more efficient communication (comms in helmets). Gas probably wouldn't work against them because of their helmet filters. If both sides have artillery, the (Galactic Empire's) stormtroopers are 100% winning.

As we see in the movies, the Empire's match in tactics was actually guerilla tactics, not being fought head on or trench warfare (which we see a bit of in Solo.)

Also I guess it depends on how you want to see the stormtroopers in Star Wars, but I feel the general consensus is just that the protagonists have mega plot armor when it comes to them, and them not being able to see in their helmets isn't canon, just a gag (some people have explained it away as the helmets' extra features allowing more visbility to cease functioning when removed improperly -- I think this might be a thing in the Legends/EU but not canon?)

But yeah Long Live The Empire

CALLING ALL HISTORY NERDS AND STAR WARS FANS!

I have a question I have been debating. In a one on one battle on a battlefield, which army would win, Star Wars Stormtroopers or WW1 German Sturmtruppen? The Stormtroopers have better tech but the Sturmtruppen use better tactics.

Tacoma, Washington. (December 2024)

Our culture is decaying. Because we don’t value Steve Urkel.

You can sense something through the psychic aether.

Sometimes I say something stupid to people and I just want to go, "DISREGARD PREVIOUS COMMUNICATION" so we can just move on instead of me quickly trying to come up with an innocuous explanation for what I just said that doesn't make me sound insane or like I just made a massive social blunder

You know, you're different. You're the first woman I've met that I actually liked. As a person, you know? All of the other women were just flesh to me. Just meat. Raw, ground meat that I can toy with like putty and throw around like a disgruntled toddler at dinnertime. You're the first woman that's not just meat to me! Isn't that great? You're the first human woman I've ever known.

You should feel special, really. I could be eating you right now, or worse, but luckily I don't see you that way. Hahahaha.

The shittier Discord gets the more I silently pray for its downfall

#goals

Confession: when I was younger I would often roleplay as male characters so that I could (attempt to) romance the female characters. AMA

Drew some mercenaries from my campaign. Reblog to say hi to them.

wait you guys are shipping the npcs

what your favourite caves of qud ship says about you

neelahind/eskhind: classic disaster lesbians. probably would have held a repressed requited crush for several centuries if it weren't for the player's meddling. you're a dork and love things like love letters and hesitantly holding hands and slowly but surely bringing out the best in each other qas/qon: you're a monsterfucker, and that means you get to be a monster. your dream is to be part of a dangerously confident lesbian power couple that is destined to take over the world someday and can shoot irisdual beam at level 5, instantly mulching wayward moon kings argyve/indrix: you KNOW they're eccentric gay lovers and you KNOW argyve tops. you may be a bit guarded and can come off as abrasive, and you dream of having someone to show your softer side to, along with have electric sex involving high-voltage arc winders and a two-handed fullerite battleaxe. you're a proud member of the "pariahs" faction tikva/tau: you hate an unhappy ending. why couldn't they have just been together and be one, forever? o uncertain and cruel world! you're definitely "over" that breakup that happened three decades ago under unresolved circumstances

Zoomer jigsaw: I want to play an iMessage game

vile beast

art commissions

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

you people should play caves of qud

nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

It continues to be funny when people who've followed me for years go "wait you actually study the occult? Like for real?"

made a uquiz

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my central padmé take is that she is someone who constantly and increasingly feels like she has blood on her hands that she can never wash off. this is the core of her deal to me. ever since i started seeing her like this she has never ceased to make perfect sense to me

praying no one else has done this yet

some of you are offensively gay but it's whatever

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

Whatever they have going on is funny.

why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good