Latest Posts by bastard-in-armor - Page 3

Okay so random scenario that I definitely have not experienced. (I have.) This is coming from someone who's aromantic.

Tagging a few peeps to kind of get this out there: @solar-saint @1969chevycamaro @zens-time @radio-ghost-cooks @save-a-horse-amen @tarrbunny

Expanding a bit on the post I just reblogged, I absolutely HATE how a surprisingly large portion of the population now thinks that feminism is synonymous with being a "girlboss". The idea that working some kind of professional job and being successful at it is the only way to do feminism is insane. People will literally say "feminism has failed us" or "I'm giving up on feminism" when they're unhappy with their jobs. Babes idk how to explain this to you but that is not a problem with feminism that is a problem with your job. You don't need a rich man to provide for you while you take care of the kids you need a goddamn union and some paid leave

I genuinely cannot imagine the kind of trouble that the guy at game freak who got phished is getting in right now. just like biblical levels of Fired. it's like 1:30 pm on a sunday in japan right now that dude needs to burn his house down change his name and choose a country on a map at random to book a flight to

ancient proto life form from before souls were evolved just woke up which is probably fine

Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji

- Defending women online

- Offering women support when they are in distress

- Commenting on a woman's selfie

- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend

- Sexual reasons

HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL

they put cybertrucks in fortnite

I think my favorite youtube videos are the ones with a minuscule number of views and it's some random American with a southern accent showing you some majestic scene of nature during a long hike or something

hi!  I am desperately in need for help. I need my insulin to bring my blood sugar back down. It’s $300 That’s all I need. I’m not asking for a windfall, just a little help, please.

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some shitpost body pillows inspired by friends ^_^

how do merchants even know your goods are stolen anyways. like if i find a nice shiny amethyst on the ground its perfectly good to sell to whatever merchant will buy miscellaneous objects but if i just so happen to find the amethyst in some nords satchel they can tell i obtained it through nefarious ways ?? but if i kill the same nord and THEN take the amethyst from his inventory its totally not theft and okay to sell to merchants ??? are they pro crime or not

WHO IS IT

i can recommend looking at a few (max like 10 to prevent the Spiral) silly motorcyclist dancing videos to refresh the eyes, purify the heart, embolden the brain, and also water your crops (but also seriously wish you feel better)

Oh that "I'm going to search 7 chests at tilted towers" post was a joke following a trend of posts I've already seen, I'm doing alright! But I will watch silly motorcyclist dance videos just for fun, it's good for morale.

Do you think the fella responsible for the Stig sideblog counts

i can recommend looking at a few (max like 10 to prevent the Spiral) silly motorcyclist dancing videos to refresh the eyes, purify the heart, embolden the brain, and also water your crops (but also seriously wish you feel better)

Oh that "I'm going to search 7 chests at tilted towers" post was a joke following a trend of posts I've already seen, I'm doing alright! But I will watch silly motorcyclist dance videos just for fun, it's good for morale.

I'm being completely fucking honest, it wasn't me this time. I think it's someone who likes motorcyclists as much as you do, because I have never experienced "the Spiral" when it comes to watching "silly motorcyclist dancing videos."

i can recommend looking at a few (max like 10 to prevent the Spiral) silly motorcyclist dancing videos to refresh the eyes, purify the heart, embolden the brain, and also water your crops (but also seriously wish you feel better)

Oh that "I'm going to search 7 chests at tilted towers" post was a joke following a trend of posts I've already seen, I'm doing alright! But I will watch silly motorcyclist dance videos just for fun, it's good for morale.

YOU WERE WATCHING THIS LIVE THIS WHOLE TIME?

Ok... kinda crazy... I thought you were gonna be like "yeah, I'm a boy," or something, not, "I'm your sleep paralysis demon (The dark presence behind you that you cannot turn around to see.)"

Nice skin choice, I don't like a lot of the cel shaded (?) skins on Fortnite but that one looks good. (I barely play Fortnite)

You sort-of kind-of know me... I think we're in each other's radar

Ok so this is going to be a REALLY specific question since it's only one of two (maybe three) people that would type like that, KNOW me, and I know you

Have you ever dm'd me the word nerd?

what the freak how did you know

Ok... kinda crazy... I thought you were gonna be like "yeah, I'm a boy," or something, not, "I'm your sleep paralysis demon (The dark presence behind you that you cannot turn around to see.)"

Nice skin choice, I don't like a lot of the cel shaded (?) skins on Fortnite but that one looks good. (I barely play Fortnite)

You sort-of kind-of know me... I think we're in each other's radar

Ok so this is going to be a REALLY specific question since it's only one of two (maybe three) people that would type like that, KNOW me, and I know you

Have you ever dm'd me the word nerd?

i am goings to touches you .

I'm sorry for your loss.

btw the new meta is making yourself as standofish and unappealing as possible and then feeling bad when everyone is scared or put off by you. this always works because if you do it for long enough some how people inextricably start being deeply attracted to you. it just works dude seriously

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

Cashiers should not only have chairs, they should have raised platforms to sit on so they can look down at anyone who purchases anything

is there a term for "miserable misanthropic loser with a comfortable life that grossly exaggerates society's role in their self-fulfilling prophecy of being a miserable misanthropic loser" because I notice this archetype of person always hijacks labels like "NEET" and "incel" (the latter of which was originally coined by a bisexual woman in good faith)

which of course never accurately describes them or their lifestyle because their problem is just that they're so angry and self absorbed they can't even realize that 90% of it is just them. and then they always try to gatekeep these labels from people who aren't as angry and miserable as them despite having similar (or the exact same, or even worse) problems because then that means it's actually possible for them to realistically improve themselves and it's not all society's fault that they're the way they are

I think it sucks that these people always take over such communities and labels because they can be useful and they could be good communities to encourage people to get better but these fellas always want to turn it into a misery circlejerk where they pretend that willingly not going outside and being unable to relate to healthier people is the worst thing ever, they're such based loners, and no one else knows true suffering

I have sympathy towards people who have been screwed over in life and are struggling mentally but it's really obvious that a lot of these people are actually the architects of their own misery. They're just in denial of it, but instead of trying to work on it, they lash out at everyone else

we joke all the time about “author’s obvious fetish showing up in the work” but i think we should also talk about “someone with that fetish thinking it’s fetish material bc they’re incredibly into that but the author didn’t conceive that anyone could find that hot”

misandry is when women say mean things and hurt my (22M 6'5" condom size XL) feelings

can we make the good guys look cool and the evil fascists look ugly for once

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

So, everyone knows about starseeds, ancient aliens, hyperdiffusion, reptilians, simulationism, etc. As obvious conspiracies (and usually just repackaged Nazism), but what are some less well known esoteric conspiracies and harmful things to look out for?

You may be overestimating people's familiarity with those terms and ideas lol. Simulationism isn't a conspiracy it's just people hitting their head on a low existential bar.

I'd say IQ falls into that category. Like, the idea that IQ is a meaningful measurement of anything beyond ones ability to take an IQ test.

Insecure 14 year old boy: "Google show me cool fashion ideas for boys"

Some YouTuber named TraditionalMasc88: "Anyone less masculine than you is a woman. All your problems happen because you dont hate yourself enough and women more."

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

you're stuck in a box with no holes for air

this is how it feels to try to get a job in 2024