I'm Being Completely Fucking Honest, It Wasn't Me This Time. I Think It's Someone Who Likes Motorcyclists

Ok so confession as a kid I used to try to run like Sara Steele. Like I'd run with my fists waving in front of me like I was holding swords like her.

Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors

mein gott leute

Etheirys's Worst Crafter Crumples Under Modest Challenge, Flees To Moon To Hide Shame (Thousands Of People Are On The Moon To Witness Aforementioned Shame) (The Thousands Of People On The Moon Not Pictured Due To Privacy Laws) (Moon Privacy Laws Yes They Have Those Now)

req'd by @cows-wearing-sweaters

sigh.

you and me both pal

text: I want to live ina world where heads don't ache and tummies don't hurt

you're disgusting. fuck you. go kill yourself. i hope you die

omg my first ever hate mail

arthurian dashboard simulation

🦌 jovesganymede

lancelot kind of homophobic for killing that giant just for keeping knights in a dungeon to whip. or jealous 

🧅 villeinous

morgan le fay needs to stop trying to fuck her way about the table round and come to my hamlet. out of the way chastityboy i’m about to get it

🧅 villeinous

jesu i have been trapped for a year to be drained with diabolic sex

🐗 hungryserf

op where is this happening. the diabolic sex

✍🏻 tonsurance

we need to get gawain off the streets every time i check in he’s killed twenty more knights when does it end 

🔮 preeminentwycche

i heard he was unicorning for older het couples 

🫂 merlinbignaturals

serial killer AND bad bi rep 

🖼 theilluminatedmaid

reopening commissions !! <3 the farm has been razed to the ground again and even one would help so much

🖼 theilluminatedmaid

i just got a guinevere x lancelot commission from MORGAN LE FAY ?? 😭😭

🫘 t4tgwencelot

she’s actually so real

🦌 jovesganymede

need her

🐻 strongandtrue

if i saw merlin i’d kill him with a hammer

✝️ spiritussanctus

actually some of the most disgusting shit i’ve ever seen on this hellsite all you freaks unfollow me rn if you find this shit funny. those are real knights with real families. i bet op is a fucking gw/ncelot too

🪰 wretchedesthive

lancelot isn’t going to fuck you

⚔️ roundtablewatch

sir kay spotted in camelot

🐗 hungryserf

girl who cares

🫦 nakedasaneedle

likely place for him to be

from my super secret ms paint gallery

Zoomer jigsaw: I want to play an iMessage game

Cashiers should not only have chairs, they should have raised platforms to sit on so they can look down at anyone who purchases anything