Mein Gott Leute

do you own a musket for home defense?

I know what you're trying to do. Nice try, redcoat.

they put cybertrucks in fortnite

I wish I could be obsessed with like planes or something but instead I have to be weirdly obsessed with human sexuality (???) Why did you guys do this to me?? I am not an alien or a robot, by the way.

same, this was the beginning of the end for me

Opinions on these guys from Bolt (2008)

(I showed the last shot so you can see their weird freaky cat claw gloves)

n next que question [visibly shaking]

Gwen's twitter really is something else.

my central padmé take is that she is someone who constantly and increasingly feels like she has blood on her hands that she can never wash off. this is the core of her deal to me. ever since i started seeing her like this she has never ceased to make perfect sense to me

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

angel

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it