bastard-in-armor - not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)
not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)

she/her, 19. I don't really post cool shit sorry

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7 months ago

can you teleport?

Wait and see.

7 months ago
"The Wandering Monk"
"The Wandering Monk"
"The Wandering Monk"
"The Wandering Monk"
"The Wandering Monk"
"The Wandering Monk"
"The Wandering Monk"
"The Wandering Monk"

"The Wandering Monk"

Part of a Fallout fan project I'm working on about a ghoul monk living in the once Chinese occupied country of Tibet. The story focuses heavily on buddhism and the influences it has on this part of Asia post-war. This was all hand painted in procreate


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7 months ago

if she yes went how go why to?

If she went, why? How? To where? I miss her too, Goob.

7 months ago

I turned 19 yesterday. In 1918, I would be married by now, but maybe not because the men would be busy dying in the trenches and being gay. I could also be like that one who just stayed in her house and wrote poems all day (Emily Dickinson)


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7 months ago

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours


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7 months ago

Open another front. In the land war, just open another front. Surely you will not regret opening another front.


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7 months ago
Me If My Car Battery Didn't Die

me if my car battery didn't die

7 months ago

Tell the class what you learned today.

You know what I'm just gonna confess right here and now, I love Erebus, I simp for Erebus, I venerate Erebus, he's the greatest Astartes to ever live and he is the sexiest man alive, and if loving Erebus is wrong then I don't want to be right. Am I screwed in the head or what?

Functionally speaking it's about on par with wanting to sleep with the briefcase from Pulp Fiction, but you do you!

7 months ago
@solar-saint This Is Literally You Btw

@solar-saint this is literally you btw

You know what I'm just gonna confess right here and now, I love Erebus, I simp for Erebus, I venerate Erebus, he's the greatest Astartes to ever live and he is the sexiest man alive, and if loving Erebus is wrong then I don't want to be right. Am I screwed in the head or what?

Functionally speaking it's about on par with wanting to sleep with the briefcase from Pulp Fiction, but you do you!

7 months ago

women 🥳🥳🥳 women kissing 🫶🫶🥳🥳🥳🥳 in a podcast for real 🔥🫶🫶🔥🔥🔥🫶🫶 "raddlove 4 lyfe" tatted on my back

WOMEN KISSING 👌👌👌👍👍👍🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌


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yes
7 months ago

a masked fighter has won the ultimate heavenly battle tournament using 'cruel genie' style martial arts

7 months ago

so ravenswood academy huh

So Ravenswood Academy Huh
So Ravenswood Academy Huh

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7 months ago

it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

7 months ago
My Friend Gave Me This Funny Meme, But It Had Knight AI Art, So I Replaced It With Art From The Public

my friend gave me this funny meme, but it had knight AI art, so I replaced it with art from the public domain instead. It removed the smug tone of a toxic straight male Instagram user in the process but I consider this to be the better version

A Maiden Embraced by a Knight in Armor by Sir George Hayter

nga.gov
Sir George Hayter

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7 months ago
Dudes Being Pals. Birthday Gift, Fineliners And Markers On Cotton Paper.

Dudes being pals. Birthday gift, fineliners and markers on cotton paper.


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7 months ago

i like when things are bad in an interesting way compared to good in a boring way. Creativity with a lack of technical skill is where the Good Shit happens.


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7 months ago

Addressed by who, because some of these are ... interesting

7 months ago
Had To Cook Up This Meme In 10 Minutes Because It'll Make Fallout Fans Understand Better Than A 10 Paragraph

had to cook up this meme in 10 minutes because it'll make fallout fans understand better than a 10 paragraph essay


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7 months ago

if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.

7 months ago

really like. for all that the clone wars are a cool concept and an extremely consequential thing that happened in the galaxy, there’s a reason the movies skip right over them. bc it doesn’t matter how many planets anakin & the gang battled separatists on. it doesn’t matter what cool stuff obi wan got up to. it doesn’t matter how close the jedi got to winning/losing the war, it matters that they went to war at all. it matters that a benevolent organization of peaceful monks abandoned 1000 years of prosperity to die for no reason. that was the story george lucas wanted to tell. bc for however confused his politics could get, he came of age aware his country was fighting an evil & pointless war. so he made movies not about good guys that almost won, but about people making weak and foolish choices in the name of patriotism. that is the whole point . that is the prequel trilogy’s most salient and biting commentary. i’m sorry your action figures died but they were doomed by the narrative for being neoliberal. ok.

7 months ago
Mein Gott Leute

mein gott leute


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7 months ago

my life is forfeit LOL

7 months ago
Same, This Was The Beginning Of The End For Me

same, this was the beginning of the end for me

Opinions on these guys from Bolt (2008)

Opinions On These Guys From Bolt (2008)
Opinions On These Guys From Bolt (2008)
Opinions On These Guys From Bolt (2008)

(I showed the last shot so you can see their weird freaky cat claw gloves)

n next que question [visibly shaking]

7 months ago
bastard-in-armor - not your boyfriend (I'm a woman)

Remembering this one time I was looking for fics to yoinky my sploinky to and Tumblr decided I needed a notebook with La Virgen De Guadalupe on it.


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7 months ago

Casting fireball, gimme a minute..

💥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥🔥

[explosion sound] AEEUGHWAAAHH [thud] 25 XP! [looting.sfx]

INVENTORY

It's all ashes. What did you think would happen, idiot?


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