My Life Is Forfeit LOL

mononykus smoking a fatty

commish for @/marleybebee on twitter

Wearing this on a shirt while all the soldiers at Hoover Dam shuffle past me miserably because their general just got thrown 700 feet onto concrete and popped like a grape on impact

going to work 😌

do you own a musket for home defense?

I know what you're trying to do. Nice try, redcoat.

full offense if someone nuked my nice little settlement i’d literally make it my mission to destroy their life

Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji

- Defending women online

- Offering women support when they are in distress

- Commenting on a woman's selfie

- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend

- Sexual reasons

That guy from the Atomic Wrangler: "No more questions about my pleasure-bot. This interview is over."

(original gif)

#goals