Wearing This On A Shirt While All The Soldiers At Hoover Dam Shuffle Past Me Miserably Because Their

Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors

my friend gave me this funny meme, but it had knight AI art, so I replaced it with art from the public domain instead. It removed the smug tone of a toxic straight male Instagram user in the process but I consider this to be the better version

A Maiden Embraced by a Knight in Armor by Sir George Hayter

"It's too repetitive" It's my baby

OH SHIT HUMAN AFTER ALL IS 20 TODAY????? EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BOO RIGHT FUCKING NOW

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

my life is forfeit LOL

Do you think the fella responsible for the Stig sideblog counts

i can recommend looking at a few (max like 10 to prevent the Spiral) silly motorcyclist dancing videos to refresh the eyes, purify the heart, embolden the brain, and also water your crops (but also seriously wish you feel better)

Oh that "I'm going to search 7 chests at tilted towers" post was a joke following a trend of posts I've already seen, I'm doing alright! But I will watch silly motorcyclist dance videos just for fun, it's good for morale.

I think the stormtroopers would still win. They have superior firepower -- blasters pack a punch, especially when their enemies aren't wearing any armor -- and they have extra mobility if you consider jumptroopers (the dudes with the jetpacks, who also exist in canon) and scout troopers with their speeder bikes.

I don't think that blaster bolts in Star Wars experience notable bullet drop -- their trajectory seems to be straight -- though because they're made of plasma they probably lose their "shape" and velocity before they can go far out of trajectory if they go far enough without hitting anything.

That in mind, though, their blasters are probably more accurate.

Also, I think the sturmtruppen's tactics wouldn't work well against the Empire's stormtroopers, as the Empire's stormtroopers have tactics similar to theirs except they have better tech and more efficient communication (comms in helmets). Gas probably wouldn't work against them because of their helmet filters. If both sides have artillery, the (Galactic Empire's) stormtroopers are 100% winning.

As we see in the movies, the Empire's match in tactics was actually guerilla tactics, not being fought head on or trench warfare (which we see a bit of in Solo.)

Also I guess it depends on how you want to see the stormtroopers in Star Wars, but I feel the general consensus is just that the protagonists have mega plot armor when it comes to them, and them not being able to see in their helmets isn't canon, just a gag (some people have explained it away as the helmets' extra features allowing more visbility to cease functioning when removed improperly -- I think this might be a thing in the Legends/EU but not canon?)

But yeah Long Live The Empire

CALLING ALL HISTORY NERDS AND STAR WARS FANS!

I have a question I have been debating. In a one on one battle on a battlefield, which army would win, Star Wars Stormtroopers or WW1 German Sturmtruppen? The Stormtroopers have better tech but the Sturmtruppen use better tactics.

Confession: when I was younger I would often roleplay as male characters so that I could (attempt to) romance the female characters. AMA

Casting fireball, gimme a minute..

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INVENTORY

It's all ashes. What did you think would happen, idiot?