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Maidens only desire the finest of knights. Like Guinevere, they lust after gallant Lancelot even when wed to the noble and kind Arthur. It's over, nay, it never began for us few who can not hope to rival their mythic Lancelot in physique nor fair face.

Today, I approached a fine lady on the road. She was clearly of noble lineage, or so it seemed by her clothing and soft features. I shared a few words with her and offered to allow her to ride my horse. Suddenly, her face twisted, and she objected, "Sir, I am all-ready promised to another."

Another! Who must this be, another Lancelot, no doubt! Tall and handsome with noble blood.

Once again, maidens have left me despondent. There is no romance for those of us whose faces are malformed like ogres. For they are as their nature wills it: wanton harlots in the presence of Lancelot, and barren virgins in the face of us virtuous yet physically cursed men.

Expanding a bit on the post I just reblogged, I absolutely HATE how a surprisingly large portion of the population now thinks that feminism is synonymous with being a "girlboss". The idea that working some kind of professional job and being successful at it is the only way to do feminism is insane. People will literally say "feminism has failed us" or "I'm giving up on feminism" when they're unhappy with their jobs. Babes idk how to explain this to you but that is not a problem with feminism that is a problem with your job. You don't need a rich man to provide for you while you take care of the kids you need a goddamn union and some paid leave

how do merchants even know your goods are stolen anyways. like if i find a nice shiny amethyst on the ground its perfectly good to sell to whatever merchant will buy miscellaneous objects but if i just so happen to find the amethyst in some nords satchel they can tell i obtained it through nefarious ways ?? but if i kill the same nord and THEN take the amethyst from his inventory its totally not theft and okay to sell to merchants ??? are they pro crime or not

I don't know who you are but I like you already

Turns you into a potato farmer

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Etheirys's Worst Crafter Crumples Under Modest Challenge, Flees To Moon To Hide Shame (Thousands Of People Are On The Moon To Witness Aforementioned Shame) (The Thousands Of People On The Moon Not Pictured Due To Privacy Laws) (Moon Privacy Laws Yes They Have Those Now)

So, everyone knows about starseeds, ancient aliens, hyperdiffusion, reptilians, simulationism, etc. As obvious conspiracies (and usually just repackaged Nazism), but what are some less well known esoteric conspiracies and harmful things to look out for?

You may be overestimating people's familiarity with those terms and ideas lol. Simulationism isn't a conspiracy it's just people hitting their head on a low existential bar.

I'd say IQ falls into that category. Like, the idea that IQ is a meaningful measurement of anything beyond ones ability to take an IQ test.