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Casting fireball, gimme a minute..

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[explosion sound] AEEUGHWAAAHH [thud] 25 XP! [looting.sfx]

INVENTORY

It's all ashes. What did you think would happen, idiot?

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

bro this got me feeling like Sisyphus right now or however you spell his name

Would you like to boop Fuddruckers?

Would you like to boop fuddruckers?

STOP WINNING

NO

had to cook up this meme in 10 minutes because it'll make fallout fans understand better than a 10 paragraph essay

my fallout oc, he's an enclave deserter

from my super secret ms paint gallery

misandry is when women say mean things and hurt my (22M 6'5" condom size XL) feelings

Okay so random scenario that I definitely have not experienced. (I have.) This is coming from someone who's aromantic.

Tagging a few peeps to kind of get this out there: @solar-saint @1969chevycamaro @zens-time @radio-ghost-cooks @save-a-horse-amen @tarrbunny