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NO I DO NOT WANT TO JOIN THE AIR FORCE OR THE NAVY OR THE

black widow perk

req'd by @cows-wearing-sweaters

sigh.

you and me both pal

text: I want to live ina world where heads don't ache and tummies don't hurt

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

Funny how capitalism always finds new methods and loopholes to exploit children for profit

I wish I could be obsessed with like planes or something but instead I have to be weirdly obsessed with human sexuality (???) Why did you guys do this to me?? I am not an alien or a robot, by the way.

So, have you made any friends recently? I'd love to meet them if you could introduce me to them!

I have only one friend, his name is Poot and he's a pink bunny! We spend time together very often and we love each other's company :)