You Ever Feel Like You Were Born With Something Rotten Inside You And If People Get Close Enough They’re

this guy on the battlefield wont stop blowing his gay little trumpet

My special talent is pretending I want to contribute to society and be a normal person

commish for @/marleybebee on twitter

why are there so many people who fetishize MLM in roleplay communities. If I see you describe a relationship with two men as "yaoi" I will run for the hills. Goodbye

No I will not be giving you the chip, Mr. House.

This took 27 minutes

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

bro this got me feeling like Sisyphus right now or however you spell his name

Would you like to boop Fuddruckers?

Would you like to boop fuddruckers?

STOP WINNING

NO

"It's too repetitive" It's my baby

OH SHIT HUMAN AFTER ALL IS 20 TODAY????? EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BOO RIGHT FUCKING NOW

inspired by @ crimeronan & @ ghostzzy's respective codependency polls. cue round 3, ft. dynamics i've encountered in the wild with my own ocs 👍

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.