Reblog If You Would Date A Robot. I'm Not A Robot I'm Just Asking For A Friend. I Have Skin.

death knight owners: this is Ûthrask Who Laughs Atop The Gallows, hes a fallen paladin-vampire mix, hes 8 feet tall, plants wither and metal corrodes in his presence, and he only eats the hope of the innocent

lich owners: this is Da Evil Skull hes scary lol

boba fett in the OG trilogy does something to me. it’s the helmet and the suit. and this little move…

lord have mercy.

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I started playing Mabinogi and TBH despite its faults and the fact it's owned and developed by Nexon it kind of fucks. There's tons of freedom, the combat system is interesting (albeit in a weird place right now as some classes seem to more or less break the challenge with the AI), tons of story content (that you don't seem to need to pay for?) and I like how easy it is to make an androgynous character regardless of whether you picked a male or female (and canonically your character is arguably genderfluid or genderless as they can rebirth and switch their gender every time). Also there's some accidentally gay moments in the story (like in the chainblade quest line, there's a female character who flirts with you regardless of gender, so if your character is also a girl that's gay.)

Honestly didn't expect a Korean MMO to be this accidentally woke.

Also, yeah, it's based on Welsh mythology (and some Arthurian legends and... other things?), except everyone speaks Korean, and I think that's the only language they recorded voice lines in, so...

"It's too repetitive" It's my baby

OH SHIT HUMAN AFTER ALL IS 20 TODAY????? EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BOO RIGHT FUCKING NOW

{insert some "the bear and the bull" joke here}

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women 🥳🥳🥳 women kissing 🫶🫶🥳🥳🥳🥳 in a podcast for real 🔥🫶🫶🔥🔥🔥🫶🫶 "raddlove 4 lyfe" tatted on my back

WOMEN KISSING 👌👌👌👍👍👍🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Tell the class what you learned today.

You know what I'm just gonna confess right here and now, I love Erebus, I simp for Erebus, I venerate Erebus, he's the greatest Astartes to ever live and he is the sexiest man alive, and if loving Erebus is wrong then I don't want to be right. Am I screwed in the head or what?

Functionally speaking it's about on par with wanting to sleep with the briefcase from Pulp Fiction, but you do you!

Benny wasn’t actually caught by the legion because he didn’t put on a helmet, it’s because he laughed at the name of Caesar’s very great friend in Rome