Our Culture Is Decaying. Because We Don’t Value Steve Urkel.

one of my worst writing sins is abusing my power to create compound words. i cannot write the sentence "The sun shone as bright as honey that afternoon." no. that's boring. "The sun was honey-bright that afternoon" however? yes. that sentence is dope as fuck. i do not care if "honey-bright" is a word in the english dictionary. i do not care if the sentence is grammatically correct. i will not change. i will not correct my erred ways. the laws of the english language are mine.

Whatever they have going on is funny.

how do you live?

Insecure 14 year old boy: "Google show me cool fashion ideas for boys"

Some YouTuber named TraditionalMasc88: "Anyone less masculine than you is a woman. All your problems happen because you dont hate yourself enough and women more."

"cis-het forbidden romance" pretty much summarizes every romance subplot in Warriors, and that shit is about cats

Why they gotta put that in everything

What's a book trope/premise you hate and whats a book trope/premise you love?

Cis-het forbidden romance, the only thing keeping them apart is HR and/or a lawsuit.

A miserable man in a dystopian society, I love watching them nope around like a sad wet cat <3 (this is about Winston Smith. I love my wife.)

I think my favorite youtube videos are the ones with a minuscule number of views and it's some random American with a southern accent showing you some majestic scene of nature during a long hike or something

...

same, this was the beginning of the end for me

Opinions on these guys from Bolt (2008)

(I showed the last shot so you can see their weird freaky cat claw gloves)

n next que question [visibly shaking]

you know i was thinking about it and since both the force and the inner workings of the human mind are arguably non-observable phenomena i think force-based academia should look a lot like psychology. current arguments and achievements of note include:

are the living and universal force actually different???

are the living and universal force actually connected at all???

those two factions of academics who hate each other's guts and theories and methodology (feat. pragmatists who figured out that the theories work together really effectively when practiced??? just saying)

FIGURING OUT WHY IT WORKS IS SECONDARY TO THE FACT THAT IT DOES WORK, JOCASTA

YOU CANNOT JUST DO THINGS WITH THIS METHOD WHEN YOU CAN'T ESTABLISH ITS SCIENTIFIC VALIDITY, YODA

that one researcher who accidentally won the space nobel prize in physics while trying to figure out how it is Physically Possible for the Jedi to do That One Thing

we have no empirical evidence that "the force" exists and therefore we can ONLY make conclusions based on observable events--- (loud angry yelling)

incredible amounts of popular misinformation and pseudoscience being distributed to the public still somehow

psychometric abilities: discrete or dimensional?

look. this experiment was completely unethical and we would never do anything like it today BUT---

this used to be true but then we told people about it and it changed as a result of that awareness. no we're not lying to you----

everything can be 100% traced back to a biomedical source

nothing can be 100% traced back to a biomedical source

force abilities are actually linked to overarching social factors like socioeconomic status of parents and--- *yelling from the back* OKAY BUT WHAT DO WE DO WITH THAT

look. listen. 60% applicability is golden in this field. you're a hard science researcher you wouldn't understand how hard it is to study an invisible energy field with a mind of its own

and, of course, the interdisciplinary argument staple

that isn't actually a real science :/

{insert some "the bear and the bull" joke here}

original ⤵